Gross old men

[LostMyMind]

Hey, I just noticed, you're in central florida. There's nothing but old folks in Florida

[Talon]

well, you did tell him "see anything you want, go ahead and grab it". I'm sorry, if any woman said that to any hetrosexual male. The only thing he's going to see is the woman

Well as a card-carrying member of the knuckle-dragging sex, here's my philosophy. It's ok to have part of your mind partway in the gutter, part of the time. Just not always

[Jester]

Hey, I just noticed, you're in central florida. There's nothing but old folks in Florida

I resemble that remark, living also in Florida (though definitely not central!).

Amusingly, at a place of employment once, thought this one coworker was really hot, but as she was 21 and I was in my thirties, figured that I was probably too old for her (even though I have dated 20-somethings before). Turns out her boyfriend was in his FIFTIES.

[bars.of.a.rhyme]

Oh my. Gather 'round.

-My ex-manager, who I've written about on these boards before, was 14 years older than our oldest female employee. He asked one of the girls if she liked to watch porn or "do stuff" with other women, and he did some atrocious things to our AM at the time. He was fired on my eighteenth birthday, a day before I was scheduled to close with him...alone. Scary stuff, considering that he stayed away from minors and spent my entire interview staring at my chest.

-One man (65-70) used to come in to our store and repeatedly ask one of our shift leaders (18) if she would come to his house so he could take pictures of her.

-Several customers keep asking one of our GSRs out on dates. None of them are old, per se, but they are too old for her. I told her that next time someone asks if she has a boyfriend, she should go "well..." and then I would walk up behind her and ask "Is something the matter, darling?" That would solve the problem in about five different ways...or make it ten times worse. Hard to say.

-One of my closest friends, who works at a drug store in the same strip mall, had a regular customer put a card with his phone number on her counter and say "So, you want it, or not?"

What a line. Back off, ladies, this one's mine.

[ArenaBoy]

I have two coworkers who are 16 and 18 and they are very stunning. I even dated the 18 year old for about a year and a half. We still get along well and we talk every now and then. Onto my story: The 18 year old started working during the basketball season which has nutjobs as you all know. I was assinged with training her on working the suite lot, things were going fine until this event happened. An older man in his 40s was hitting on her, she asked me if any of the younger female workers have had that problem. I told her to laugh them off and she did. Quite a bit in fact.

The 16 year old is a different story, she is stunning and looks stunning in uniform. That takes a lot of effort. When the basketball season was on a close, so many guys were staring at her that one customer had the nerve to ask me if I could give her name to him. I asked him about him asking her himself, tells me that I know her better and I tell him to go away (nicely) and that she can do a lot better than a guy like him.

Kind of sad when old men try and do that. Old women also.

[Tanasi]

I have two coworkers who are 16 and 18 and they are very stunning. I even dated the 18 year old for about a year and a half. We still get along well and we talk every now and then. Onto my story: The 18 year old started working during the basketball season which has nutjobs as you all know. I was assinged with training her on working the suite lot, things were going fine until this event happened. An older man in his 40s was hitting on her, she asked me if any of the younger female workers have had that problem. I told her to laugh them off and she did. Quite a bit in fact.

The 16 year old is a different story, she is stunning and looks stunning in uniform. That takes a lot of effort. When the basketball season was on a close, so many guys were staring at her that one customer had the nerve to ask me if I could give her name to him. I asked him about him asking her himself, tells me that I know her better and I tell him to go away (nicely) and that she can do a lot better than a guy like him.

Kind of sad when old men try and do that. Old women also.

Hey!!! Old folks need love too!!!

[XCashier]

Hey!!! Old folks need love too!!!

Then they can seek that love from other folks their own age, by being genteel and polite and treating the other person with respect and decency.

Coming on to someone who is young enough to be their kid or grandkid is pathetic. Talking to that person like they're soliciting a prostitute is rude and nasty.

[Jester]

The sad thing is not just that they hit on someone that much younger than them.

The sad thing is, at least in the one guy's case, he wanted YOU to hit on her FOR him. THAT is pathetic. At least do your own dirty work.

A while back, when I was running errands with my niece (they 12, but looks slightly older), we stopped in at a bar on the way, as it was hot and we wanted cold drinks. (Relax...beer for me, Coke for her.) And some dude sent some chick over to her to ask her if she wanted to play pool with him. Turns out he thought she was cute. Turns out also that he had no idea she was only 12. Saw her in a bar with a drink in her hand, assumed she was of age. Even though his friends kept telling him, "Dude, she's fourteen!! Anyway, I called him over, and explained that (a) that was my niece, (b) she was 12, and (c) he did not want to die a slow and painful death that particular afternoon. He agreed readily on all accounts and actually was pretty good about fessing up to his drunken stupidity. However, trying to save face, he made the mistake of engaging me in the following exchange...

DRUNK DUDE: "Okay, okay, but I didn't actually hit on a 12 year old, ya know."
JESTER: "You're right. You didn't. You had someone else do it for you, and that is even more pathetic."
DRUNK DUDE:

[ArenaBoy]

The sad thing is not just that they hit on someone that much younger than them.

I had a whole list of things I wanted to say to the guy if I didn't have to worry about being fired. I wanted to tell the guy off for A. Being a pervert B. If he is so nervous then that is a sign that she is out of his league. C. This guy obviously didn't have a clue about that.

I will however say, that this girl looks like a Victoria's Secret model. A lot of the new guys and guys who have been working at the arena for ages are either nervous to talk to her or make themselves look like fools trying to hit on her.

[Kitten in the box]

I had one guy a long time ago who kept bugging me and asking me out and finally I got mad and said "you know my cousin's right over there waiting for me...not in the best of moods and if you don't stop and let me be he's going to come over and kick your ass." well the guy didn't like it and reported me to our night manager. Our night manager was uber cool and siad "Yeah and I'd let him...leave my employees alone!" The guy threatened to call corporate. Turns out this guy has been doing it toall the female employees.

Anothre time this older gentleman kept asking me out. I lied and told him I had a boyfriend and the guy scoffed and said he could kick his ass. I said "You seen that movie Friday? The one with D-bo in it?" The guy nodded. I said my bf looks like him and he is in martial arts and beat the hell out of a guy he saw harassing a woman. He would be a featherweight." Well this guy backed off real fast and appologized. I never heared from him again.