PENIS!

[Sliceanddice]

gk that was really amusing.... im so sorry for oyu...

[unholypet]

Is there an official Gravekeeper fan club...?

Be hilarious if we all got outfits.

Hell, let's find non-fail costumes and bombard to stupids with dictionaries and translators. Good, clean fun.

[Kara]

SC: "Go &$*@ yourself, a-hole! Uh……um...uh...uh...PENIS!"
Me: "…alrighty then."

Ah, that takes me back to high school. Back when people would play the Penis Game on the bus during Orchestra trips.

SC: "....uh...polkapole?"

That brings to mind a disturbing image of a stripper in a polka bar

Be hilarious if we all got outfits.

Wasn't Becky going to make some sailor-suit schoolgirl outfits for the fangirls?

[MystyGlyttyr]

I'm not sure what it says about me that I was scrolling through the forum looking for something interesting to read and scrolled straight past the thread titled "PENIS". I only found this when I thought "Hmm, I wonder if Graves has typed anything new lately" and did a search.

...sad...

[Imogene]

And in the end, you discovered the traveller was drunk or seeking drunkeness and continued on your way?

No, the traveller was quite sober, my brother's friend had apparently tried to say 'Hail!', and, well, missed. Nice try, though.

[karma_gypsy]

PENIS!

Yes, it stopped me short and thats hard to do.

Did you mean to write this on purpose?





::Takes mind from gutter::

[Becks]

There was a smoking, jittery French hobo with big puppy dog eyes panhandling at 7/11 this evening. He was only about 5'1 and had long scraggy hair so he sort of looked liked a miniature Michael Bolton in a trench coat 3 times too big.

He opened the door for me and told me he loved me. Which is very sweet but sadly I don't have those kinds of feelings for him so all I said was "Ok".

I broke his heart.
<snip>
SC: "Thank you, dear."
<snip>
"I'm not home till the evenings, dear. So have them call then."

GK...keeper of the fangirls and the fanGUYS. Rowr.

Wasn't Becky going to make some sailor-suit schoolgirl outfits for the fangirls?

Gotta work on my sewing skills first...or find a nice place that does quality work and gives bulk rates.

[TwoScoopsSciath]

Ah, that takes me back to high school. Back when people would play the Penis Game on the bus during Orchestra trips.

The musicians at my school were way too well-behaved for those shenanigans. But a bunch of the baseball players, who had a reputation to maintain, did scream out several euphemisms for genitals during the Senior picture.

[MrDelirious]

http://xkcd.com/95/

I have nothing else to add. Good day.

[Sonoma]

Is there an official Gravekeeper fan club...?

I've been meaning to join it since the fan club was first announced. I saw the thread title, then saw Gravekeeper's name underneath, then put everything aside so I could read.

[TequilaSunrise]

I seek out GK's posts before I do anything else. He seriously needs to write a book.

[MrDelirious]

I seek out GK's posts before I do anything else. He seriously needs to write a book.

Swing and a miss.

[vonkarolinas]

I don't think Darwin took The Stupid into consideration. The Stupid are a hardy people, carefully bred for centuries until now they are at the evolutionary apex of asininity.

You should watch the movie Idiocracy.

[Jester]

Your entire post was hilarious, but....

trailermonkey@ihadadellonceandfilledthecdromwithwa fflebatter*com

Someone she managed to flag down on the mental highway after she herself rode the short bus into the guard rail and burst into flames.

These two lines were on their own responsible for giving my roommates the idea that I had either a woman or a sex toy in my room with me, based on all the laughing, giggling, and gasping for air. I am not sure whether to thank you or curse your name.....

At which point I assume one remaining braincell looks at the other and says "Its cold and dark in here, and I am frightened. Hold me."

A very odd thing: a coworker of mine used virtually that same line the other day, and I am pretty sure he doesn't read CS.com. I laughed my ass off when he used it. (To describe an idiot customer, I think.)

If you could siphon off the rage from about 6 month's worth of drunken Scottish soccer fans, bury it beneath the bitter crust of earth formed out of all the feelings Barney inspires in everyone over the age of 6 then let that sit for a 1000 years being compressed between the global resentment of the Bush administration and what everyone with an IQ beyond that of day old toast thinks of Paris Hilton. There it will slowly compress into a dark, bitter diamond of hate as black as Dick Cheney's heart. A festering jewel of resentment that can cut the weak glass of happiness like a hot knife through I Can't Believe it's not Butter.

Two words: verbal art.

Just when I start thinking I may have some vague talent as a wordsmith, you come along and remind me that I am but David Carr to your Joe Montana.

(For those who don't get the American football reference, Carr is a decent, servicable quarterback, while Montana was a superstar quarterback, and is a football immortal enshrined in the Hall of Fame.)

I'm not sure what it says about me that I was scrolling through the forum looking for something interesting to read and scrolled straight past the thread titled "PENIS". I only found this when I thought "Hmm, I wonder if Graves has typed anything new lately" and did a search.

I would like to point out that many times you have described yourself as "asexual." That may very well have something to do with this.

[Pagan]

...or find a nice place that does quality work and gives bulk rates.

In pink camo, of course!

- Another faithful GK Fangirl!