"Women shouldn't be allowed to have guns!"

[JustADude]

Boomerang rolling pins? Man, will the wonders of this world never cease?

Nope, just the godlike wrath of an Italian Grandmother hearing someone at the other end of the house whisper that they didn't like her lasagna. One of those little old ladies is probably the only force on earth that could take Chuck Norris.

[Shabo]

whisper that they didn't like her lasagna.

Or refuse their food, no matter how politely.

One of those little old ladies is probably the only force on earth that could take Chuck Norris.

A-Greed!

[Plaidman]

Or the Geritol.....or the Drano.

XD Why spoil, go for the Vinegar!

In all seriousness. What a dumbass. He was just jealous.

BTW Iradney. XD It's my mission to get you angry enough with a gun. JK

[Brightglaive]

Aww come on. It's not her having or carrying the gun that's a problem. It only becomes a problem when ya piss her off and she uses the gun on you.

Heck, I'll bet she's wishing she could use the gun to shoot some of these sexist a$$hats and I wouldn't blame her. I strive to LART every sexist a$$hat I run across with a clue-by-four.

<rant> I can't tell you in the tech industry how many people I have run across that have stereotypical sexist preconceptions about the female techs they talk to. And some of them are even women!!! Like a woman can't handle a tech job...or, in this case, a gun. pffft!!!!Women are just as capable in the tech industry or in security services as men. Princess4life works concert security and could probably kick my a$$. And she's much smaller than I am. It's all about people!!</rant> Ok I'll get down from my .

I'm ... this kind of thing just makes me and I know my rant is just (beating a)

BTW, I love swords and love to swordfight. As a former member of the AWSL I have to say...there's nothing cooler than a woman in chain maille or leather armor that can handle a sword and is a proficient swordswoman. I have friends who would love to date this type of woman. That type of woman is just fairly rare in Utah.

[zzapp the witch]

I specifically waited until I was off of my period to respond:

Penis compensation envy.

[Pagan]

Here's one that most people don't remember: Boudica
Just shows that it's not wise to piss off a Celtic woman!

As a history guy myself, I should have remembered that not all world leaders have been male....Benazir Bhutto

Goddamn it, those bastards got her.

[retaildrone]

Sounds sort of like one of my customers about a month ago.

Something came out wrong in the register and I just overrode it. No biggie, it was an error and I fixed it, do it 769476974 times a day.

SC: are you allowed to do that? Shouldn't you call a manager?

ME: I can call her if you want?

SC: HER?? You have a woman manager! That is just not right.

ME: Excuse me?

SC: Managers need to be men, not women.

ME: um, welcome to 1970??

Customer walks off, muttering about how the world is messed up.

Silly me. I did not come equipped with a penis, so I obviously needed someone who had one to make a simple decision for me! Stupid vagina!

Sad thing? This was a woman. Little and old, but a woman.

[Liminality]

This thread made me laugh a lot. XD

@ the OP, that guy probably doesn't have anyone in his life to share his opinions with.

[PepperElf]

Man says, "Well, I don't think its right. Women shouldn't be allowed to have guns! What if they go all pre-menstrual or something?"

"They'll handle it the same way we handle the guys when they get PMSy."
(/eyeroll)

Kinda makes me wonder if *he* knows how to use one. I'm not perfect but...last time I shot it wasn't that bad... high enough to get a ribbon if it'd been for a ribbon shoot and not just a requalify-to-carry shoot.

[earl colby pottinger]

I have to ask

Man says, "Well, I don't think its right. Women shouldn't be allowed to have guns! What if they go all pre-menstrual or something?"

I racked my brains, but I can't remember a single instance of a woman going on a killing rampage - shooting people at random who have no personal connection to them.

Women shooting cheating boyfriends/girlfriends/spouse/any combination of before - yes.
Women shooting their abuser/rapist - yes.
Even women shooting up the entire family including their innocent children and other relatives.

But random shootings, I can only remember men.

PS. All people are created equal:- Samuel Colt made them that way.