Say it, don't projectile-spray it [GRO-O-O-O-O-O-SS]

[Monterey Jack]

Went into the Ladies' room the other day, only to find a "lady" had not only sprayed shit all over the seat, but the wall behind the toilet, as well. It literally looked like someone had raked the wall with a tommy gun loaded with diarrhea.Took me over twenty minutes to scrub the seat, bowl and wall as clean as I could manage.

Christ, some people literally need their faces shoved in it, like dogs.

[Dreamstalker]

Our customer restroom (fun fact: we are not actually required to have a customer restroom as while we do sell to-go hot deli items we do not have instore seating and are not zoned as requiring it) has been closed for nearly a month. I suspect one of the lovely specimens of humanity we deal with did something similar, and/or the century-old plumbing finally said " it". I can't say any of us have missed having to deal with that. We do have portapotties outside along the wall and don't have to deal with those at all.

If we allowed customers downstairs, the employee restrooms would quickly suffer the same fate.

[Monterey Jack]

The drains in the men's and ladies room backed up and started gushing shitty water last week, probably due to the asshole who buys his own T.P., then goes into the men's and uses up TWO FULL ROLLS every time he drops a deuce. God's sake, just go HOME to poop!

[Nunavut Pants]

But when he does that, he has to pay for a plumber to fix his own house!