I'm working today, and so far I've fielded the following phone calls:
"Do you have onions?"
"Do you have a bitcoin machine there? How does it work?"
"Oh! You're open! Do you have onions?"
"Can you buy beer today?"
"I need onions...you have them, right?"
Sadly, we're only a small convenience store/gas station, so we don't carry any veggies at all. However, if you're looking for bananas that are in the right condition for banana bread, I can help you there. Each person asking about onions has gotten pissy with me...as if it's somehow MY fault that they didn't buy onions prior to today. Not only that, but we've NEVER stocked fresh veggies here and we aren't about to start.
Yes, we have one of those bitcoin machines. No, I haven't a clue how to use it - it isn't supplied by the company, our staff isn't expected to know how to use it or explain to other people how to use it. The thing instructs you as you go, and, no, I don't know what you need to bring with you in terms of ID or anything else - I'M NOT TRAINED ON HOW TO USE THE DAMN THING NOR DO I HAVE TO KNOW!
Yes, you can buy beer today. I may end up buying myself a 6pack to take home after...I have a feeling that I'm going to need it, and I haven't even been on shift for two whole hours yet! Who knows, by the end of my shift I may end up taking home a 12 or 24 pack...
"Do you have onions?"
"Do you have a bitcoin machine there? How does it work?"
"Oh! You're open! Do you have onions?"
"Can you buy beer today?"
"I need onions...you have them, right?"
Sadly, we're only a small convenience store/gas station, so we don't carry any veggies at all. However, if you're looking for bananas that are in the right condition for banana bread, I can help you there. Each person asking about onions has gotten pissy with me...as if it's somehow MY fault that they didn't buy onions prior to today. Not only that, but we've NEVER stocked fresh veggies here and we aren't about to start.
Yes, we have one of those bitcoin machines. No, I haven't a clue how to use it - it isn't supplied by the company, our staff isn't expected to know how to use it or explain to other people how to use it. The thing instructs you as you go, and, no, I don't know what you need to bring with you in terms of ID or anything else - I'M NOT TRAINED ON HOW TO USE THE DAMN THING NOR DO I HAVE TO KNOW!
Yes, you can buy beer today. I may end up buying myself a 6pack to take home after...I have a feeling that I'm going to need it, and I haven't even been on shift for two whole hours yet! Who knows, by the end of my shift I may end up taking home a 12 or 24 pack...
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