The SC in this story is one of those who only keeps a small balance savings account as a place to have their monthly checks deposited and withdraws most of it immediately. Her mood fluctuates a lot, and we speculate whether it’s meds she should be on but isn’t or drugs she shouldn’t be on but is. Or some combination of the two.
SC has spoken with me in the past about opening a checking account. I’ve gone over her options with her, but she always backs out before actually opening the account. She never makes an appointment or anything, so I haven’t done paperwork.
Today she comes in saying, again, that she wants to open a checking account. I start going over her options again.
Me: Here are the checking account types we have-
SC: I want the free one.
Me: We don’t have free checking, but-
SC: I want the one with no charges for $100.
Me: <starts to go over account terms as described in the brochure>
SC: I don’t need you to read the brochure! I don’t have time for that!
Me: It takes at least 20 minutes to open a checking account.
SC: I don’t have that kind of time! I told you I was going to open a checking account.
Me: You never made an appointment, so I didn’t know to prepare the paperwork. That takes time.
SC: (smugly) Good job. You just lost yourself an account. I’m going to withdraw all my money.
As I watched her stomp out of my office, I couldn’t help but wish that she would follow through. She won’t. Nobody other bank or credit union will open an account for her.
I vented with many f-bombs to my coworkers after she left. They agree with me that she’s a piece of crap.
SC has spoken with me in the past about opening a checking account. I’ve gone over her options with her, but she always backs out before actually opening the account. She never makes an appointment or anything, so I haven’t done paperwork.
Today she comes in saying, again, that she wants to open a checking account. I start going over her options again.
Me: Here are the checking account types we have-
SC: I want the free one.
Me: We don’t have free checking, but-
SC: I want the one with no charges for $100.
Me: <starts to go over account terms as described in the brochure>
SC: I don’t need you to read the brochure! I don’t have time for that!
Me: It takes at least 20 minutes to open a checking account.
SC: I don’t have that kind of time! I told you I was going to open a checking account.
Me: You never made an appointment, so I didn’t know to prepare the paperwork. That takes time.
SC: (smugly) Good job. You just lost yourself an account. I’m going to withdraw all my money.
As I watched her stomp out of my office, I couldn’t help but wish that she would follow through. She won’t. Nobody other bank or credit union will open an account for her.
I vented with many f-bombs to my coworkers after she left. They agree with me that she’s a piece of crap.
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