Okay, it's Chistmas time and the SCs are out in force, so I thought I would try and bring some cheer to all of you out there who have to deal with these yahoos. So in the sprit of Christmas here is my revaped version of the classic "Have Yourself a Merry Christmas"
"Have yourself a SC free Christmas
Let your heart be light,
For a day the customers
Will be out of sight.
Have yourself a SC free Christmas
Enjoy your holiday.
Tomorrow will be a
Suckfest parade!
Once again, as in everyday
Battle weary day of lore,
Hateful SCs who demean us
Gather near to us once more.
Through the years we've
All suffered together,
Cause we're Fate's bitch
Next year we may all act like the Gritch.
So have yourself a SC free Christmas Day!"
Good luck to all of you working the front line this season.
"Have yourself a SC free Christmas
Let your heart be light,
For a day the customers
Will be out of sight.
Have yourself a SC free Christmas
Enjoy your holiday.
Tomorrow will be a
Suckfest parade!
Once again, as in everyday
Battle weary day of lore,
Hateful SCs who demean us
Gather near to us once more.
Through the years we've
All suffered together,
Cause we're Fate's bitch
Next year we may all act like the Gritch.
So have yourself a SC free Christmas Day!"
Good luck to all of you working the front line this season.

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