Short & Gross

[conflictedwbrg]

Remembering when I was working 3rd shift at Walmart i remembered a short little incident. When a couple came up to me with a bottle of bug killer. They were completely serious when they asked me if this would take care of crabs.

I told them i doubt it, and they left, and the entire front end bust out laughing...

[MadMike]

Eww....

But you know what? When I saw the title, I thought it was going to be about my ex.

[South Texan]

They were completely serious when they asked me if this would take care of crabs.

To each his/her own. Personally, I take my crabs boiled and with melted butter.

[Shengirl]

To each his/her own. Personally, I take my crabs boiled and with melted butter.

You... you BOIL your crabs? What's wrong with you! You steam them, with Old Bay! They simply don't go any other way. Ask any Marylander. Boiled crabs, honestly! ::shudders violently::

[Sandman]

Crabs!? You must mean lobstah's . Any New Englander likes lobsters better than crabs.

[Eddie The 'Ead]

Crabs are on sale at my work for $2.87. I might just have to get some.

[South Texan]

You steam them, with Old Bay! They simply don't go any other way. Ask any Marylander. Boiled crabs, honestly!

Well, As my name shows, I ain't from one of them Yankee states.

Actually, my favorite way to do crabs is to grill them over a mesquite fire. It just is a lot of work for what you end up with.

[coldcupofjoe]

Everythings better cooked over a mesquite fire!

[rvdammit]

Everythings better cooked over a mesquite fire!

Everything's better with bacon. Mmm... bacon ice cream...

[coldcupofjoe]

True, but its even better if you cook it with bacon over a mesquite fire.

[zzapp the witch]

If I put bacon on my crabs, would the bacon fat make my pubic hair shiney and soft?

[Shengirl]

Actually, my favorite way to do crabs is to grill them over a mesquite fire. It just is a lot of work for what you end up with.

If God was a Marylander, that would be a mortal sin.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Crabs are on sale at my work for $2.87. I might just have to get some.

We carry a line of potato chips that have a crab flavor variety . .

Needless to say, he's definitely one of my favorite vendors . . . he's the only one I know that I can honestly say will bring me a case of the crabs when he gets them

[chainedbarista]

no, no, no, no; nothing beats the spicy goodness of CHILI CRAB, and i do mean nothing!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

no, no, no, no; nothing beats the spicy goodness of CHILI CRAB, and i do mean nothing!

If they're chili crabs, why don't they wear sweaters?

*ducks and hides behind Raps to avoid flying tomatoes*