Guess what? WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE NINTENDO WIIS. There has been a shortage going on literally for MONTHS now, and it is 15 days before Christmas. Asking again WILL NOT WORK. Consulting a manager WILL NOT WORK. Asking the manager once more WILL NOT WORK. Bitching and moaning WILL NOT WORK. Going home and coming back in half an hour WILL NOT WORK. Calling us and asking us on the phone WILL NOT WORK. Claiming that you HEARD FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE that we were getting 15 Wiis this week WILL NOT WORK because it DID NOT HAPPEN. Having me write your name and number down to give to the office to see if maybe we can special order one WILL NOT WORK.
Any Wiis we get will be immediately set aside for those who had the foresight to get off the couch, come in and get a rain check, and then STFU and WAIT like good little boys and girls. No, you are not the center of the universe. Neither are your precious little children. I'm sorry to break your heart. No, we are no longer giving out rain checks for any more Wiis because frankly, we don't know if corporate will send us enough Wiis to cover the rain checks we already HAVE, let alone any new ones added to the bottom of the bible-thick pile.
Yes, it is just absolutely ABSURD and HOW DARE we not have any Wiis in stock. What you fail to realize is the fact that you had the entire summer to get a Wii, at which time we literally had FIFTY of them piled up at the office most of the time, along with a nifty sign on EVERY door and EVERY checkstand stating that "Wii've got em!" Instead of getting one THEN, you're opting to come asking for one NOW.
I am sooooooooooo glad I have this next day off. I would have strangled the next customer that came in saying "Uuuuuuuh hey do you guys have any Wiis?"
A nice big bonus F.U. to the brain dead kid on the other end of the phone the other day that, immediately after hearing me say (and I QUOTE) "None of us know when or IF we will be getting in any regular XBox 360s during the holiday. All we have are the cheaper XBox 360 Arcades. It all depends on what Corporate sends us, and they haven't sent us any for quite a while," decided to ask "So do you know if you'll be getting any in?" RIGHT AFTER I JUST GOT FINISHED CLEARLY SAYING NO!!! Step away from the crack pipe son, or I will be forced to contact the authorities. Move away from the bowl of lead-based paint chips, please. I beg of you. No really, I insist.
Any Wiis we get will be immediately set aside for those who had the foresight to get off the couch, come in and get a rain check, and then STFU and WAIT like good little boys and girls. No, you are not the center of the universe. Neither are your precious little children. I'm sorry to break your heart. No, we are no longer giving out rain checks for any more Wiis because frankly, we don't know if corporate will send us enough Wiis to cover the rain checks we already HAVE, let alone any new ones added to the bottom of the bible-thick pile.
Yes, it is just absolutely ABSURD and HOW DARE we not have any Wiis in stock. What you fail to realize is the fact that you had the entire summer to get a Wii, at which time we literally had FIFTY of them piled up at the office most of the time, along with a nifty sign on EVERY door and EVERY checkstand stating that "Wii've got em!" Instead of getting one THEN, you're opting to come asking for one NOW.
I am sooooooooooo glad I have this next day off. I would have strangled the next customer that came in saying "Uuuuuuuh hey do you guys have any Wiis?"
A nice big bonus F.U. to the brain dead kid on the other end of the phone the other day that, immediately after hearing me say (and I QUOTE) "None of us know when or IF we will be getting in any regular XBox 360s during the holiday. All we have are the cheaper XBox 360 Arcades. It all depends on what Corporate sends us, and they haven't sent us any for quite a while," decided to ask "So do you know if you'll be getting any in?" RIGHT AFTER I JUST GOT FINISHED CLEARLY SAYING NO!!! Step away from the crack pipe son, or I will be forced to contact the authorities. Move away from the bowl of lead-based paint chips, please. I beg of you. No really, I insist.
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