nice, but not too smart

[groceryslave]

This customer was very nice, just a bit stupid. She payed for her groceries and I gave her her receipt. Thanked her by last name. Then she wanted to break a 20 into 5's. So I open my drawer and give her her 5's.

Lady: Can I get my receipt?

Me;I am sorry, I already gave it to you Mrs. Stone.

Lady: No you didn't. All you gave me was my change.

(THinking, how in the hell do I know your last name than? ALso, I watcher her shove it into here colorful giant ABC purse, Louis Vatton I think.) Well, I can print up a duplicate receipt for you.

Her: Ok, that would be great, but what did you do to my original receipt?

Me; I'm pretty sure it's in your purse.

Her: YOU PUT IT IN MY PURSE?

Me; No, you did.

Her: No I didn't

ME: OK, but the duplicate will be just the same if you needed for a return or for your records. Would you like help out?

Her: NO, I don't want anyone to get into my Louis

Me' UM ok have a nice night.

Her You too. Thanks.



I mean she wasn't rude, but just an idiot. And she has 3 kids. Hopefully those bulbs burn brighter than their manufacturer

[Becks]

What's a nice way of saying, "Yes, I DID give you your reciept, and you put it in your purse. Hell, I'll bet you $20 that it's in there."?

[JustaCashier]

....And she has 3 kids....

Jeebus! Until that point, I was picturing a doddering old lady!

[purplecat41877]

I've had customers pay with cash who thought that they didn't get their receipt. I've suggested checking the cash since I usually put the receipt with the cash and hand it to the customer (along with the coupons if any printed out).

[Tito]

Jeebus! Until that point, I was picturing a doddering old lady!

LOL, so was I!

[Pagan]

I had one of these on the phone today. Guy calls to see if we had any car adaptors for MP3 players. I didn't think we did, so I went to check. Sure enough, we don't. Get back on the phone and tell him. And here's his next question, "Where in the phone book would I look up Circuit City?" Before I could stop it, "What?!" came out of my mouth. He repeated the question. I'm just hoping he meant in the yellow pages, because it's alphabetical in the business pages. So I told him, "Look in the business pages under C." The way he replied "Oh" sounded like it hadn't occurred to him. At least he was nice, just a little dim.