Religious Jerks (not meant to be offensive? Read Disclaimer)

[edible_hat]

Hehe, I'm going to Hell, but not for being a teetotler. :P

Seriously though, I love people telling me I'm going to hell. Gives me the chance to go, "No, I'm going to Hell for X, Y, and Z."

When people tell me I'm going to hell I say "I already knew that, so I might as well have some fun first."

[Gravekeeper]

Just remember, all the opeople you WANT to spend eternity with are going to Hell! All the good musicians(Beatles).... goths(Mmmm.... nightwish), furry fans (yay 2!). Plus the people here, so you're in good company.

Well yes, I'll have all the best music, movies, games, books, etc along with all the cool people. There's some douchebags I'll have to tune out, but thats no different then earth anyway. ;p

I don't mind the goths as long as they aren't emo. But I'm not sure I want to spend eternity with the furries... >.>

[Secret Shopper]

they'll start asking a million questions... which is why I now keep the pamphlets with me so I can say "here, this will answer most of your questions and on the bottom is a website you can go to and a phone number you can call if you have more questions" in stead of having to spend 20 minutes giving someone a Mormonism for dummies course.

Haha, maybe we should all carry 'Statement of Belief' pamphlets? The OP could do that and hand them out when he is subject to unwanted evangelism. You could have them done up nicely so they look professionally done.

[machinest]

I have always found that people who tend to dress in more "extreme" ways are more likely to be interesting to talk to ,as they have at some point made a conscious decision to deviate from the norm.
On the other hand I have always believed that "normal is where you end up if you put no effort into life".

[Jester]

Just remember, all the opeople you WANT to spend eternity with are going to Hell! All the good musicians(Beatles)....

Hell is going to have one hell of a great jam band:

Janis Joplin
Jimi Hendrix
Jim Morrison (The Doors)
Woody Guthrie
Keith Moon (The Who)
Jerry Garcia (The Grateful Dead)
Eddie Cochran
John Bonham (Led Zeppelin)
George Harrison (The Beatles)
John Lennon (The Beatles)
Elvis Presley
Bob Marley
Steve Goodman
Sam Cooke
Kurt Cobain (Nirvana)
Robert Johnson
John Entwistle (The Who)
Tom Fogerty (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Buddy Holly
Big Mama Cass (The Mamas & The Papas)
John Phillips (The Mamas & The Papas)
Duane Allman (The Allman Brothers)
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Jim Croce
Richie Valens
Brian Jones (The Rolling Stones)
Sid Vicious (The Sex Pistols)
Peter Tosh
Joey Ramone (The Ramones)
Harry Chapin
Carl Wilson (The Beach Boys)
Dennis Wilson (The Beach Boys)
The Big Bopper
Michael Hutchence (INXS)
Freddie Mercury (Queen)
Wendy O. Williams (The Plasmatics)
Roy Orbison
Randy Rhoades (Quiet Riot, Ozzy Osbourne)
Bon Scott (AC/DC)
Ronnie Van Zant (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
Al Wilson (Canned Heat)
Frank Zappa

Yeah, I think those folks could throw down a few jams.

[Becks]

Jest, on the subject of your last post... Where's Cliff Burton?

All people who like olives.
All people who like fast food.
All people who don't think that the Rolling Stones are awesome.
All people who don't think Kirsten Dunst is hot.
All people who don't like beer.
All people who don't like pornography.
All people who don't like long hair on women.
All people who don't think that Jimi Hendrix was the greatest guitarist to ever live.

Ah, well. I always suspected...

All people who are not fans of the Something Positive webcomic.

I've never seen, so I can't be a fan. Oh, well.


See us all there!!!

[Kyree]

All people who like Valentine's Day.
All people who hate sushi.
All people who like fast food.
All people who don't think that the Rolling Stones are awesome.
All people who don't like beer.
All people who are offended by the humor of George Carlin.
All people who think "American Idol" and "Survivor" are quality entertainment.

Well...crap. I'm going straight to the burner.

[cinema guy]

Everyone who doesn't believe as I do is going to Hell! Seriously. Some people who believe wrongly are:

I think I must be a member of the Church of Saint Jester of the Western Key. Some of those deadly sins make me ask 'Who?', but otherwise I'm a believer. Halleluyah!

[TwoScoopsSciath]

I love those guys. Lately, I apparently look too sweet and innocent to pass as "sinful" anymore.

Phooey.

[Reyneth]

I have always found that people who tend to dress in more "extreme" ways are more likely to be interesting to talk to ,as they have at some point made a conscious decision to deviate from the norm.
On the other hand I have always believed that "normal is where you end up if you put no effort into life".

Well said.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Many people do judge a book by it's cover. They will associate tatooes and unconventional piercings with unsavory lifestyles.

Perhaps. But I don't think that gives anyone the right to go around telling people they are going to hell. Some of the nicest people I've met are also some of the least "acceptable" looking people. You can think it all you want but you don't know that person and telling someone they are going to hell isn't really likely to bring them around to your point of view. (This is coming from the most normal-looking, boringly-dressed-jeans-and-tshirts-and boring-brown-haired person you can imagine. I also am not the least bit religious and I'm not sure I actually believe in hell anyway...)

[XCashier]

On the other hand I have always believed that "normal is where you end up if you put no effort into life".

I like that! Wish I had more room to put into my sig line, I'd add that!

[Enigma]

Yes I know, give me some credit. -.- I just thought the amount of PCing required these days is a bit silly.

That I can agree with you on, sorry if I offended you. ^^;. It is ridiculous though, people are so sensitive, reminds me of the stories of people suing McDonalds because they got fat, or they spilt hot coffee on themselves. But these days everyone is focused on the "me" factor.

I have always found that people who tend to dress in more "extreme" ways are more likely to be interesting to talk to ,as they have at some point made a conscious decision to deviate from the norm.
On the other hand I have always believed that "normal is where you end up if you put no effort into life".

Very, very well said. And I can atest to it's truth. Also, people dress in a certain way to make a statement, whether you like it or not. The way you dress yourself is your statement to everyone else, about yourself. People who dress differently often have a different outlook from those who dress differently than them.

[Broomjockey]

Jester's got me on two points. I'm not saying which.

Sorry I can't figure out how to include quotes from multiple posts without an insane amount of cutting and pasting, so I'll just start with this one and make refrences to the others in prose.

This seems to be something a lot of people miss, so people, take note! There is salvation at hand! The multi-quote button is next to the quote button! It has the quotation mark with the + under it. Click that on each post you wish to quote, and then either post reply, or just click on quote for the last post.

[Jester]

Jest, on the subject of your last post... Where's Cliff Burton?

As I am not familiar with the name, I did not put it in my list....but trust me, there are many dead musicians I am not familiar with that would undoubtedly rock the Hell House.