Yeah, yeah, anyone who's been to a renaissance faire knows the drill: there are wenches generally busty wenches with loose tops and lots of... coin slot, as we like to call cleavage... sitting around.
I just happen to work at a faire where I'm a wench, which is fun and games most of the time, but can really suck, which is why, on the tickets, it says "we are not liable to any injury inflicted upon people who will touch our servers."
Ren Faires have all sorts of customers--drunks, crazies, and perverts... my story is of the last one.
Now, this is my first Renaissance faire club winter feast I'm talking about, my very first. And there's this sword fight at the end that, according to the script "kicks much ass" Now, it all goes well, and there are three servers who have to rush to one side of the room, to tell people to push in their chairs or move them apart for this one move where where the groom and the antagonist slide under the table, between the chairs, and then a chair comes flying from the "bedroom," and comes within a few inches of the patrons.
I'm one of the three.
So i get there... and as I'm ducking down, whispering "M'lord and ladies! Tuck yourselves in close! Lord knows what the masters will do!!", someone's groping me. and it's not an accidental brush grope. It's a count-to-twenty, squishy grope.
we're trained in this--girls have gotten stalked before. So I bite down so hard on his arm that i leave an imprint, and then move to behind a friend of mine attending the dinner.
Now, this whole story isn't so bad until i say this:
The guy who groped me--as i found out later, as i was serving water, and we passed, was my ex-best-friend's father.
And just for that, I have to say this: PEOPLE EFFING SUCK.
I just happen to work at a faire where I'm a wench, which is fun and games most of the time, but can really suck, which is why, on the tickets, it says "we are not liable to any injury inflicted upon people who will touch our servers."
Ren Faires have all sorts of customers--drunks, crazies, and perverts... my story is of the last one.
Now, this is my first Renaissance faire club winter feast I'm talking about, my very first. And there's this sword fight at the end that, according to the script "kicks much ass" Now, it all goes well, and there are three servers who have to rush to one side of the room, to tell people to push in their chairs or move them apart for this one move where where the groom and the antagonist slide under the table, between the chairs, and then a chair comes flying from the "bedroom," and comes within a few inches of the patrons.
I'm one of the three.
So i get there... and as I'm ducking down, whispering "M'lord and ladies! Tuck yourselves in close! Lord knows what the masters will do!!", someone's groping me. and it's not an accidental brush grope. It's a count-to-twenty, squishy grope.
we're trained in this--girls have gotten stalked before. So I bite down so hard on his arm that i leave an imprint, and then move to behind a friend of mine attending the dinner.
Now, this whole story isn't so bad until i say this:
The guy who groped me--as i found out later, as i was serving water, and we passed, was my ex-best-friend's father.
And just for that, I have to say this: PEOPLE EFFING SUCK.
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