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Dear ladies from Chicago
Yes, you think it is hilarious that you somehow managed to hit FOUR of your sled dogs in the behind at high speed today. I guess all those times we told you about the brake and demonstrated it for you did not quite stick. I don't even know how you managed to hit four dogs since they run two by two...I hope you did not somehow manage to run over the back pair.
I am sure Meeko the dog accepts your giggled apology. Or at least she will when she stops cowering in her kennel. Where my co-worker had to carry her (and she ain't light) because she was cowering in a snowbank to scared to walk. You are just darn lucky that you somehow managed not to injure the dogs. Cause if you did, *I* would rip you a new one, then my lovely german boss would too. And she is very protective of her doggies.
PS Meeko was given many tummy rubs and milk bones.
Dear nice Asian gentleman.
I am sorry about your dislocated shoulder. I hope it heals soon. I have hit that tree too.
Dear creepy Russians
Yes, our dogs do fight sometimes. No they are not particularly agressive. No we will not sell you one. No we don't know where you can get one. I hope you just want a pet, but the way you phrased your questions made us all wonder if you were into dog fighting.
Dear Simon the dog
If you try to lick my eyeball one more time I may snap. Not even my boyfriend gets to go there.
Sincerely moi.
Yes, you think it is hilarious that you somehow managed to hit FOUR of your sled dogs in the behind at high speed today. I guess all those times we told you about the brake and demonstrated it for you did not quite stick. I don't even know how you managed to hit four dogs since they run two by two...I hope you did not somehow manage to run over the back pair.
I am sure Meeko the dog accepts your giggled apology. Or at least she will when she stops cowering in her kennel. Where my co-worker had to carry her (and she ain't light) because she was cowering in a snowbank to scared to walk. You are just darn lucky that you somehow managed not to injure the dogs. Cause if you did, *I* would rip you a new one, then my lovely german boss would too. And she is very protective of her doggies.
PS Meeko was given many tummy rubs and milk bones.
Dear nice Asian gentleman.
I am sorry about your dislocated shoulder. I hope it heals soon. I have hit that tree too.
Dear creepy Russians
Yes, our dogs do fight sometimes. No they are not particularly agressive. No we will not sell you one. No we don't know where you can get one. I hope you just want a pet, but the way you phrased your questions made us all wonder if you were into dog fighting.
Dear Simon the dog
If you try to lick my eyeball one more time I may snap. Not even my boyfriend gets to go there.
Sincerely moi.
I hope Meeko will be okay! Meeko needs a nice meaty bone and lots of loves. 
Those female creatures need a boot in the posterior or 
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