Why....HOW?! (Slightly gross ~.~)

[Kyree]

Slightly gross ~.~

It began as a normal day in the deli. Rotissere chickens were finished and I was packaging them up and putting them out. I had an armfull of them and I was heading to the heater that was setup in the front of the deli. I moved around the heater to get to the side that was open...and... *squish.* I winced...set the chickens down on the heater and looked down to what I had stepped in...... Human...waste. Why...how in the hell...?! I was just in utter shock....there it was, just sitting on the ground beside our heater. I...am still speechless.....

[wagegoth]

Ack!!!

When could someone do that without anyone noticing?

[Enjis]

INSIDE your store?? How the heck....?
Did some idjit dump an over-full diaper??
That is so gross, I don't even know what to say! (except that I wish I had one of those chickens right now...I'm hungry, and they sound really good!)

[karma_gypsy]

Did some idjit dump an over-full diaper??

Do you mean that literally?

Seriously though, that is gross . . . was the store busy at the time? Surely someone must've seen something . . . I guess it could've been a small child too . . .somehow

[Ringtail Z28]

Ohh, that's some nasty stuff. See if you take a look at the security camera footage to find who did it.

I posted about an incident involving crap on the sales floor at Target that I had to clean up a couple of boards ago. After I had cleaned it up I ran to the security office to see if they would let me look it up. Sure enough we got the guy on film, an ordinary looking man shopping with his family. He walks around the electronics department for about an hour, takes a really wide stance and lets loose in his pants, then lets it run out his pants leg and walks away like nothing happened. Security wanted to nab the guy who was still in the store, but management was too busy goofing off to give them the go-ahead and they pussed out. Too bad, it would've funny as hell to nab a guy in front of his family and the public for being a disgusting slob.

[Retail Associate]

I used to work in the Pet & Garden dept. I was the first one in every morning and would have to clean the critter cages, feed the fish, etc. One morning, after being there about 10-15 minutes and noticing a bad odor, I decided to investigate.

I started walking the dept to try and find out where that odor was coming from. After passing a few aisles I found it. There, right smack-dab in the middle of the weed whacker aisle, was a pile of shit. Carts had run through it leaving 'wheel trails' of shit going in all directions down that aisle and around the corners.

I love retail.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Ohh, that's some nasty stuff. See if you take a look at the security camera footage to find who did it.

I posted about an incident involving crap on the sales floor at Target that I had to clean up a couple of boards ago. After I had cleaned it up I ran to the security office to see if they would let me look it up. Sure enough we got the guy on film, an ordinary looking man shopping with his family. He walks around the electronics department for about an hour, takes a really wide stance and lets loose in his pants, then lets it run out his pants leg and walks away like nothing happened. Security wanted to nab the guy who was still in the store, but management was too busy goofing off to give them the go-ahead and they pussed out. Too bad, it would've funny as hell to nab a guy in front of his family and the public for being a disgusting slob.

I would've done it. It would be awesome to see the look on everybody's face when you tell them this guy still hasn't mastered toilet training.

And then I'd make him clean it up. There's no reason for a normal guy with no apparent health problems to just crap on the floor like that.

[Imogene]

Old story coming!
Old story coming!

Back at Chesterfield, there was a night that I worked with the Third Key. At some point, I went on my break. Had dinner, wandered to GameStop, and came back, stopping as I passed the bank of screens outside the store, as I had noticed a pile of something when I passed the store going the other direction...

It was a pile of dog droppings, still glistening fresh. I went in and poked TK, asked him to check out the pile, and clocked back in. He went out, came back in, and said, "Oh hell no, there is no way someone let their dog drop right there!" and went to get the mall custodians to clean it up.

Well, they came, looked at the pile, and decided it would be best to sweep the glistening mound all the way across the tile in front of our store, leaving a disgusting brown streak across our entry way

And then, they wandered off to go find a mop!

They eventually came back to wipe it up, oh, about ten minutes later.

[Bugg]

This actually used to happen quite often at our store, I do remember being in the breakroom and a customer burst in yelling about how a man had shit himself and was trailing it all over the store, and that she stepped in it, sure enough, the guy made no attempt to clean himself up, just continued shopping, trailing behind him

Then there was a guy who simply backed up to a wall and dropped right there, in full view of many witnesses, his excuse was that he had rectal cancer, but seriously, if you actually have some disease that makes for emergencies, you should really take precautions, not simply crap on a wall

[Becks]

Diapers, either adult, monkey or doggie, as the situation calls for...

[air914]

There is NO WAY I'm cleaning up crap.... I don't think that's ever been in ANY job description of mine.... plus how do you know you aren't going to get some kind of disease from it??? I remember this happened at a coffee shop I worked in - some jerk pooped all over the floor IN the men's bathroom..... like totally missed the toilet or something.... I don't know for sure b/c I didn't go in there but they made two girls clean it up - I'm sorry you're going to have to call some professional to come clean up crap from some strange person b/c I am NOT doing it..... too much of a health hazard if you ask me - and there's always the hazard of barfing while doing it and having more to clean up.....

[dragonflygrrl]

When I worked at Budget, there was this one mini-van...
At first it was fine, we rented it, people were happy, etc. One day, a family rented it and took it on a road trip. With their baby. After that, people would go out to the van, then come right back in saying it smelled bad. Well, at the time we had some super lazy service agents that would just spray deodorant stuff in it and put it right back on the line. After a few hours, the perfume stuff would settle, and the stink would come back. Finally, after about a month, one of the really good, on the ball service agents got ahold of the van, and decided to give it a good, top to bottom cleaning. What do you think he found, but an ancient poopy diaper, nestled underneath the rear seat. I will never forget the sight of a terrified Somalian man running away from that van screaming in his adorable little accent that "the van is contaminate! The van is contaminate! Stay back away from the van!" Two of our lazier service agents got fired after that little incident, since they had signed off on it without searching for the source of the stink. So I guess a SC family, and a couple of sucky employees!

[karma_gypsy]

That's just gross, how can people do that? I mean, most stores have restrooms, and even if they didn't, they could probably point you to the nearest store that does have one (like we do). I'm glad we haven't had to deal with any situation like that (knock on wood!), I mean I've had my share of drunk, stinky, sweaty, very large, holey clothing, drooly customers before, but never one who couldn't hold themselves.

Although I have seen some strange and curious puddles on the floor.

[Jester]

It is situations like these that make me have nothing but profound respect for the housekeeping staff at my hotel. Because I don't get paid nearly enough to deal with that kind of (pardon the pun) crap, but they deal with more (another bad one coming) shit every day than most of us know.

[abbynormal]

Ohmygod... I WILL never understand this phenomon (sp?) I don't even begin to understand this logic. If the guy had rectal cancer, don't they have a special bag for that sort of thing???
~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~
Back when I worked at the tanning salon someone did a number two in the tanning bed. I kid you not in the tanning bed! I walked in to clean the bed and there it was. It was just sitting there. Since I was the MOD at that time I closed the door and locked it sprayed airfreshner and called the owners. Sorry guys, I put up with enough metaphorical poo around there than to clean the real stuff up!!!!!