An Ode to Nacho Cheese

[Pezzle]

I think either kind of coke is almost preferable to the thought of drinking nacho cheese goo raw.

I propose that the white and not so liquid kind of coke is IN the nacho cheese. This bring me to my second theory, that the delicious neon orange cheese packets in Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is actually cocaine which has been cut with desaturated cheese like product and some sort of crumbly radioactive isotope.