"You don't have to give me ATTITUDE about it!"

[Dark-Star]

Some people...

should NOT be allowed to have computers. Seriously.

Anyone who wants to own anything more complex than a game console should have to take a basic logic-determining test...

[Broomjockey]

Dave why do I get the feeling we work for the same red paper attatching device company?

Well, Dave's title is "Staples Slave" and he's said he works at Staples. My keen mind thus decuces that he works at... OFFICE DEPOT! Do I get a cookie?

I tease, of course. I just couldn't resist the joke. Then again, I'm sure you've both had people be completely serious saying that.