Snort Snort

[ThePhoneGoddess]

The toilet SEAT??! Wow. I've heard of using the back of the toilet (i.e. the lid on the tank), but never the seat. That's beyond disgusting.

[air914]

Am I the only one a little disgusted that they were snorting off the toilet seat? What happened to a nice pocket mirror? Blech. If you're snorting anything off a toilet seat, it might be time to re-evaluate your life.

I'm still pretty grossed out that he said he "ran his hand across the seat" EWWWWWWWWWW!

[XCashier]

See, I wouldn't have been so nice. Vaseline? Nah, cover everythign with Cayenne Pepper. Snort that, if you can.

Ooh, that would sting like hell. That red powder might be a little too noticeable against a white toilet seat, whereas Vaseline is nearly invisible.

Am I the only one a little disgusted that they were snorting off the toilet seat? What happened to a nice pocket mirror? Blech. If you're snorting anything off a toilet seat, it might be time to re-evaluate your life.

That's what I was thinking. Especially with all the bathroom stories that we read here. You have no idea how clean the seats are. Yuck!

[Emrld]

they do make white pepper

[XCashier]

True. Or maybe wasabi powder?

[retaildrone]

I love the evilness I am reading here.

[PepperElf]

Am I the only one a little disgusted that they were snorting off the toilet seat? What happened to a nice pocket mirror? Blech. If you're snorting anything off a toilet seat, it might be time to re-evaluate your life.

i take it you've never seen Trainspotting?

hmmm not sure what idea i like better... the cayenne pepper or the vasoline... tho the pepper they could at least ahve tried to wipe off i guess...

[Geek King]

True. Or maybe wasabi powder?

Dried Horseradish?

[earl colby pottinger]

The real answer

Is to get these toilets installed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5ul7prwoiM

[blas]

I used to "lace" the toilets with WD40 at the gas station when I suspected this guy was snorting up a storm in there.

[SportinGoods]

Is to get these toilets installed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5ul7prwoiM

That's exactly what I thought of when I read this. Probably the funniest anti-drug commercial ever.

[Cyphr]

its not an antidrug commerical its supose to be a hey look we have a self cleaning toilet seat so it will feel nice and clean and not bodily fluids on it. the fact its antidrug is just a sideeffect

[wolfie]

See, I wouldn't have been so nice. Vaseline? Nah, cover everythign with Cayenne Pepper. Snort that, if you can.

Reminds me of a couple lines in "Papa Come Quick", don't know if they were bowlderized for radio, or if it's supposed to be a stereotypical redneck misunderstanding of counterculture:

Him and his Harley and his jalapeno
Smoking that stuff will make you hurt yourself