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Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!
"I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.
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The Lion's Den that I used to go to was actually pretty nice...for a porn shop. They keep things in order, and was well lit inside. The outside was a different story though. The store was out in the middle of nowhere about 15 miles from the nearest town, along I-44.
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Quoth BeckySunshine View PostI have the urge to go porn shop hopping again.
We also have another chain called Priscilla's that carries pretty much the same items - their prices seem a bit more reasonable overall though.
Either way, it's fun.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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There used to be a small local shop here in town (Grand Opening). Interestingly, I heard about it from one of my coworkers at the time who knew the owner. Everything was very tasteful and the owner had little tolerance for pervs (Fetish Diva Midori was a friend of hers and taught a few Japanese bondage classes there...quite fun). They closed down awhile ago."I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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and if you're into kinky... yes there is a "Hello Kitty Vibrator"
Ok so it's not really sold as a vibe.. it's marketed as a "Neck massager" but we all know people don't really use it for that.
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/05/08/...itty-vibrator/ (originally made by Genyo Co.)
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/11/04/...brator-reborn/ (resissued by Sanrio themselves, and in 4 colors- pink, red, purple, and black)
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Quoth Dreamstalker View PostI've seen that thing...JList.com even has a version to go on a keychain O_oUnseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Quoth Dreamstalker View PostThere used to be a small local shop here in town (Grand Opening). Interestingly, I heard about it from one of my coworkers at the time who knew the owner. Everything was very tasteful and the owner had little tolerance for pervs (Fetish Diva Midori was a friend of hers and taught a few Japanese bondage classes there...quite fun). They closed down awhile ago.
Quoth PepperElf View Postand if you're into kinky... yes there is a "Hello Kitty Vibrator"
Ok so it's not really sold as a vibe.. it's marketed as a "Neck massager" but we all know people don't really use it for that.
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/05/08/...itty-vibrator/ (originally made by Genyo Co.)
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/11/04/...brator-reborn/ (resissued by Sanrio themselves, and in 4 colors- pink, red, purple, and black)
I have a small Hello-Kitty item collection, so I'll have to check eBay if I can't find it new (but if I get it used I'm not sticking it in myself!).I was not hired to respond to those voices.
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Quoth PepperElf View Postand if you're into kinky... yes there is a "Hello Kitty Vibrator"
Ok so it's not really sold as a vibe.. it's marketed as a "Neck massager" but we all know people don't really use it for that.
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/05/08/...itty-vibrator/ (originally made by Genyo Co.)
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/11/04/...brator-reborn/ (resissued by Sanrio themselves, and in 4 colors- pink, red, purple, and black)Certifiable Interior Designer
(Passed the NCIDQ Exam - Summer 2008)
It's hard to shoot zombies with a cat on your lap!
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Quoth poofy_puff View PostThat sure would be good for camping trips (not during a thunderstorm, though)! I am not sure if there are any good ones like that on the market. Most of the sex toys you see in typical porn-shops are on the order of gag-gift (again no pun intended!) quality. If you want something decent, expect to spend $50-$100 at the low end. And of course there's always the produce section of the supermarket.Girls do not exist on the intarweb.
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Quoth PepperElf View Postand if you're into kinky... yes there is a "Hello Kitty Vibrator"
Ok so it's not really sold as a vibe.. it's marketed as a "Neck massager" but we all know people don't really use it for that.
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/05/08/...itty-vibrator/ (originally made by Genyo Co.)
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/11/04/...brator-reborn/ (resissued by Sanrio themselves, and in 4 colors- pink, red, purple, and black)
I do have a birthday coming up next month . . .Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth SportinGoods View Post"You just gotta pull out and your girl wont get pregnant"
You know, this sort of stupidity reminds me of an episode of one of those court tv shows (Judge Mathis). I don't usually watch this stuff but it's pretty much all that we can get in the break rook during the day. I don't recall the particulars of the case, but this line stuck out. Dumbass claimed he couldn't be the father because "I only had relations with her 3 or 4 times."
Judge: I'd like to inform you, sir, that it only takes ONE time.
Pwned."We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
RIP Plaidman.
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