The Vegetarian Who Wanted Meat

[Broomjockey]

So, let me get this straight. According to that formula, someone who eats humans can't be "humanitarian" because there is no such thing as a "humanit"???????11??

A humanitarian doesn't eat people at all. You fail.

[queenbb]

Uh... your friend... hmmm... how do I put this...? They're "veget"arians because they eat "veget"ables.
You can't be a "meatat"arian, because there's no such thing as "Meatat"ables...

i didnt know what else to call it lol, i know its not the right term if there is one.but that is what he calls him self, its pronounced met a tarian

going along the lines of vegans who are not really thinking, i was at this store and over heard the clerks talking about one of them being vegan, she had just became such, complaining about how her cookies tasted so bad, i reply of course cause cookies taste good with milk and eggs to hold them together. then her friend says to her, oh yah by the way you need to get rid of your bmw now. she asks why should i do such a thing, the friend and i say at the same time, leather seats, and your shoes too they gotta go.

[poofy_puff]

A humanitarian doesn't eat people at all. You fail.

Then what do humanitarians eat? Cannibals?

Vegetarian cannibals?

Cannibal-mineral-vegetables?

[Broomjockey]

Wouldn't the correct term be "Carnivore"?

[poofy_puff]

Wouldn't the correct term be "Carnivore"?

Yes, but I can't have as much fun with "Carnivore".

[Broomjockey]

Yes, but I can't have as much fun with "Carnivore".

Stick with the classic, olive oil is made from olives, canola oil is made from canola, wtf is baby oil made of?

[queenbb]

i thought cannibals ate cannabis (sorry i couldnt help my self)

sure he could be a carnivore but they too some times eat greens to survive, he wont.

[Broomjockey]

sure he could be a carnivore but they too some times eat greens to survive, he wont.

Actually, Omnivores with a carnivorous bent will sometimes eat greens. Carnivores like lions do not sometimes eat greens. Great White Sharks do not sometimes eat greens. A true carnivorous creature does not "sometimes eat greens." Its digestive system cannot get anything from it. Thus ends the science lesson for today.

[poofy_puff]

i thought cannibals ate cannabis (sorry i couldnt help my self)

That's what I meant to say!

[staticradio]

or, pollo-vegetarianism

no beef, pork, lamb - red meat:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollotarianism

others:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetar...getarian_diets

I tried being a vegetarian for 10 days, but craved a roast beef sandwich from Arby's one day. Shot that all to hell. I could easily be a pollotarian if I willingly removed all red meat (goodbye roast beef sandwiches) from my diet.

[queenbb]

Actually, Omnivores with a carnivorous bent will sometimes eat greens. Carnivores like lions do not sometimes eat greens. Great White Sharks do not sometimes eat greens. A true carnivorous creature does not "sometimes eat greens." Its digestive system cannot get anything from it. Thus ends the science lesson for today.

for the most part you are right, but given the state of hunger, if something is starving to death they will eat pretty much anything

[cinema guy]

Stick with the classic, olive oil is made from olives, canola oil is made from canola, wtf is baby oil made of?

And extra-virgin olive oil is a waste of good virgins.

[poofy_puff]

no beef, pork, lamb - red meat:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollotarianism

others:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetar...getarian_diets

Thank goodness that's finally settled, now we can close this thread and go back to MySpace.



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[Rapscallion]

And extra-virgin olive oil is a waste of good virgins.

You can find virgins these days?

Rapscallion

[cinema guy]

Nah, they take one look at me and run a mile.