Barriers mean nothing to these idiots

[SuperB]

A fence around the property?
Must mean it's ok to go back there.

A gate in place?
Must be ok to open it.

A rack standing in front of a door completely blocking it?
That must be where we've hidden the bathrooms so let's yank it away from it's position and enter the door that says "Do not enter" in five languages.

That small opening that leads to behind the counter?
That's where all the sale items must be!!

I hate holidays.
I hate people.
I hate snow.
I hate people.
I hate traffic.
I hate people.

[Pagan]

I seem to be sensing that you hate people?

[SuperB]

I did today. It's an hour from being over and there's a martini with my name on it at home.

[blas]

Signs and barriers mean nothing. Customers will always move them or disregard them. Even if it means falling into a 20 foot hole.

[RammsteinGirl]

Signs and barriers mean nothing. Customers will always move them or disregard them. Even if it means falling into a 20 foot hole.

That's where they belong.

Sorry, I'm terrible!

[roguesqd]

at the hardware store I work we have barriers and spotters standing there to stop ppl, and yet you still here of the reports of customers walking around said barriers and ignoring the spotter and almost getting crushed when something fell

[crazylegs]

I'm sorry, but if people try and duck under Police tape, gates and fences have no hope!

[gunsage]

I'd like to post up fences that simply say "Do not touch. It makes with shocky. The correct path is -> thattaway." If a SC actually does touch the fence, he/she gets a mild shock and a giant PA speaker plays a silly little song that basically says "Congratulaaaaaaaations...you're the biiiiiiiiiiggest dumbass eveeeeeeer." Further, there's an entire recording of the person getting shocked and the recording only stops after the song is over, just to see the whole reaction.

[chainedbarista]

only a 20 foot hole?

i'm thinking something deeper...like a bottomless pit.

[lordlundar]

That's where they belong.

Sorry, I'm terrible!

No, you're truthful.

[Becks]

i'm thinking something deeper...like a bottomless pit.

Where do they keep those? In the back?

[Dark-Star]

Oy vey. What a bunch of morons.

Have you considered getting a trained guard dog? The sight of a grim-looking German shepard staring at an SC is pretty darn effective.

[Ironclad Alibi]

only a 20 foot hole?

i'm thinking something deeper...like a bottomless pit.

Considering typical SC behavior, it won't be long before that bottomless pit becomes a 20 foot deep hole.

[Monica]

I saw this on another site and it reminded me of the hole comment.


And no customers don't read these signs and then blame you if they get hurt.