Just let the Drag Queen go...

[iradney]

If not, try Arrogant Bastard Ale. If you don't like it, your taste in beer sucks! It says so on the lable.

OT (sorry!) but I know there's a Fat Bastard white wine...

[Becks]

If not, try Arrogant Bastard Ale. If you don't like it, your taste in beer sucks! It says so on the lable.

I'll have to give it a shot at some point. Thanks for the suggestion.

[TryNotToBeThatOne]

Learn how to use bolos. A good set can be worn out in the open, and no one will suspect they are a weapon until you start twirling. Even if you don't wrap both legs, try running with a five pound wieght on one leg.

And even better, a yo-yo. After all, it was developed as a weapon first, toy later. And no one thinks anything of a yo-yo.