Yesterday mostly did not suck. I got to eat all of my lunch. While it was still warm!!
Nonetheless, one person did feel the need to piss in my porridge.
Me:
OF: Old Fart
Me: Good morning, can I help you?
OF: I need a taillight for my 87 S15 pickup. And it better not cost more than $10!!!
Me: I'll look that up for you, but I guarantee it's going to be more than $10.
OF: Like hell it will! I won't buy it if it's more than that.
Me: I'm not looking it up then. It is more than that.
OF:
You refusing to serve me?
Me: No sir, but if I look it up and it's more than $10, will you buy it?
OF: NO!
Me: .................
OF: .................
Me: Anything else I can do for you?
OF: This place is a rip-off! Crooks! <leaves>
Yes, we rip you off. You, though are so clever. You thought you could get around that by telling me what you'll spend, even if it's below my cost. Bravo!!
Nonetheless, one person did feel the need to piss in my porridge.Me:

OF: Old Fart
Me: Good morning, can I help you?
OF: I need a taillight for my 87 S15 pickup. And it better not cost more than $10!!!
Me: I'll look that up for you, but I guarantee it's going to be more than $10.
OF: Like hell it will! I won't buy it if it's more than that.
Me: I'm not looking it up then. It is more than that.
OF:
You refusing to serve me?Me: No sir, but if I look it up and it's more than $10, will you buy it?
OF: NO!
Me: .................
OF: .................
Me: Anything else I can do for you?
OF: This place is a rip-off! Crooks! <leaves>
Yes, we rip you off. You, though are so clever. You thought you could get around that by telling me what you'll spend, even if it's below my cost. Bravo!!




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