Let me guess... your calling to rent out that space in your head where your brain should be?
SC: I need to speak to rentals (Here we go again)
Me: You need to speak to an office in the area you are looking at renting in!
SC: Ok well i'm in the city center (Of which city in which country)
ME: Which city would that be?
SC: THE City.. (if sarcasm could kil...)
Me: This number is for Australia and New Zealand so you could be in any city in either country... Which City ... Sir?
SC: <state> DUH
... *deep sigh* this happens about 5 to 6 times a day!
SC: Im looking at a property on your website and i cant see which office its with I hate your website *rants some more*
Me: OK are you on the page right now?
SC: Yes..
Me: OK if you scroll down a bit and have a look on the right hand side... The number SHOULD be there (Said in a sickly sweet tone)
SC: Oh.. the number is there..
Me: Ok, Have a nice day *hangs up and cackles evily*
This is my new hobby. I get to do it at least once a day!
SC: Hi I want a holiday rental property. I'm in <QLD location> and I want to go <QLD location>
ME: Ok, you will need to call an office in the area
SC: Is it a free call number... Cause I don't want to spend money (.... its not an interstate call)
Me: No i'm sorry its not...
SC: Well can you find me a property then
Me: I'm not a real estate agent (Or your slave for that matter!)
SC: Well where is somewhere I can call that will do that..(Jeez what did your last slave die of..)
Me: I don't know of anywhere
SC: Fine ill try my local office! (Who will simply refer you to the office in the area you want to go...)
SC: I need to speak to rentals (Here we go again)
Me: You need to speak to an office in the area you are looking at renting in!
SC: Ok well i'm in the city center (Of which city in which country)
ME: Which city would that be?
SC: THE City.. (if sarcasm could kil...)
Me: This number is for Australia and New Zealand so you could be in any city in either country... Which City ... Sir?
SC: <state> DUH
... *deep sigh* this happens about 5 to 6 times a day!
SC: Im looking at a property on your website and i cant see which office its with I hate your website *rants some more*
Me: OK are you on the page right now?
SC: Yes..
Me: OK if you scroll down a bit and have a look on the right hand side... The number SHOULD be there (Said in a sickly sweet tone)
SC: Oh.. the number is there..
Me: Ok, Have a nice day *hangs up and cackles evily*
This is my new hobby. I get to do it at least once a day!
SC: Hi I want a holiday rental property. I'm in <QLD location> and I want to go <QLD location>
ME: Ok, you will need to call an office in the area
SC: Is it a free call number... Cause I don't want to spend money (.... its not an interstate call)
Me: No i'm sorry its not...
SC: Well can you find me a property then
Me: I'm not a real estate agent (Or your slave for that matter!)
SC: Well where is somewhere I can call that will do that..(Jeez what did your last slave die of..)
Me: I don't know of anywhere
SC: Fine ill try my local office! (Who will simply refer you to the office in the area you want to go...)
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