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It's really unfortunate that people in the OP's position can't just say the truth:
Server: It would make me ecstatic, sir.
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"Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who
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That reminds me of a sign I saw in a bar once:Quoth Shangri-laschild View Post
"Every customer brings happiness -- some by coming in, and some by leaving."
Sounds to me like that one belonged in the latter category.Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
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What you need is a speaker just outside the door... As he leaves, you push a button and the sound of an audience cheering is played.Quoth customersruinmylife View Post"Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021Comment
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CRML? Stand up and take a comic-related bow!
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That guy sounded very delusional, almost like he had a superiority or god-complex. Then again, I noticed that many SCs seem to develop a sort of megalomania as soon as they step in the door.Comment
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WWWWOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!! The entitlement is strong in this one."I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful DeadComment
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Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
What would make me happy is the door hitting his ass on the way out...and getting a faceplant.
. I'm evil, but damn it's more fun than being 
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I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09Comment
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To hell with customers who think it is our job to be their personal servents and bend to their every wish...and to hell with dumbass corporate suits who think the same and are to blame for "The customer is always right""If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurantComment
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I worked in a like mentality resturant and there was only 1 exception to that rule. Disabled folks who'd have a hard time carrying the tray to a table. We had a older gentleman who was blind and needed a cane to see where he was who came in regularly. No one ever had a problem with it but there was a guy one time who tried to say we had to serve him first because he was up front now while the blind man was sitting.
I told the guy he could wait like everyone else did while I finished the gentleman's order."It's not what your doing so much as the idiotic way your doing it." Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy 7.Comment
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CRML, congratulations on being featured in the Customers Suck cartoon."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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Woot!
Nice comic.
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeartComment
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Wow! I can't believe I'm a comic! I'm very grateful. Although I'm not baldQuoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
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I've just received the latest batch of cartoons. There's a chance you may be featured in there as well
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*giggles like schoolgirl*Quoth Rapscallion View PostI've just received the latest batch of cartoons. There's a chance you may be featured in there as well
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