Wherein I make use of visual aids

[Nox]

BEST. WORD. EVER.

I concur. It's almost as good an insult as Fucktrumpet, which is so brilliant I learnt to say it in four languages.

[crazylegs]

"I can't hear over the sound of how awesome we are"

Why can I never come up with retorts as witty and as quickly as that!

[Evil Queen]

Stealing the flowchart and putting it up in the office at work!

*yoinked*

-EQ

[BookstoreEscapee]

I concur. It's almost as good an insult as Fucktrumpet, which is so brilliant I learnt to say it in four languages.

I don't know...I gotta say Fuckalupagus is better...it's that whole Sesame Street nostalgia thing...

[BlaqueKatt]

I actually know someone from nunavut-she's actually quite smart-it's obvious from the fact that she escaped.

she went back to visit when she worked with me-brought me a numavut shot glass with a polar bear on it

Scary thought she was 75(looked to be in her 50's though) and still working a full-time warehouse job, because she got bored being retired for a year

[Reyneth]

Sometimes I wonder if I myself am not slowly becoming less intelligent as the constant exposure to you and your ilk’s limited mental capabilities wears down my own mind. I worry that someday I too might begin trying to order things by phone while holding the catalogue upside down and trying to lick my own ear while I talk.

Based on your extensive and impressive vocabulary in this post alone, not to mention the prodigious amount of imaginative new creations such as the Fuckalupagus (sorry if I misspelled it), I don't think you need to worry.




yet.

[Jadedcarguy]

Fuckaleupagus

I am so using that in a sentence tomorrow. Maybe twice.

[JessEm]

[URL]
http://www.customerssuck.com/media/g...eper/Jesus.mp3

Bloody HELL GK, how are you still sane?!

I don't know, maybe Nunavut is actually the asylum for all the broken CSRs who had to talk to this guy...

[Rubystars]

I felt really sad for the one who didn't know what her phone number was. She sounded like she really did have some kind of mental deficiency.

[crazylegs]

She sounded like she really did have some kind of mental deficiency.

I thought it sounded more like a younger child than a grown woman...? Who knows

[Andara Bledin]

I thought it sounded more like a younger child than a grown woman...? Who knows

There was a lot of discussion when that call was originally posted, and the person in question was identified as a grown woman, and I think Gravekeeper actually stated that the whole manner of speaking is quite typical for the average call from Nunavut.

....

Once, while searching for a map reference for Nunavut, I found a blog from someone who was moving to Nunavut to go to the university there. I get the impression that the calls he gets are from the less metropolitan side of the area.

^-.-^

[Rhania506]

Close Call

SC: “Yes, my name is Wesley.”
Me: “Ok-“
SC: “That’s Wesley with a W”

Whew, thanks, here I was reaching for X. Good thing you stopped me! You were almost Xesley.

Gravekeeper, I love your posts and usually agree with them. My brain would have exploded dealing with most of what you deal with on a daily basis. This guy, though, has probably been called "Lesley" a lot over the years. It gets annoying. I've actually started telling people over the phone "April, like the month". I still get people saying "Rachel?" Now how many of you have birthdays in the month of Rachel??

[Imogene]

Now how many of you have birthdays in the month of Rachel??

*slowly raises her hand* Rachel, the eighteenth, actually. 1492.

[crashhelmet]

I'm suddenly inspired to take a camera and do a Steve-Irwin-ish documentary on the place.

"Crikey!!! I never thought you could use pants for that!"

I just gotta make sure I charter my own pilot in and out ;p

CH

[Boozy]

I get the impression that the calls he gets are from the less metropolitan side of the area.

Nunavut is almost two million square kilometres with only 30,000 people. The largest town has something like 5,000 people living there.

There really is no metropolitan area.