don't spooge all over your boss's keyboard

[Hello Kitty]

My husband and I used to work for the same ISP, but different departments. He had a co-worker that was a real piece of work. This guy worked the graveyard shift by himself and spent most of his hours downloading porn - they'd find it in the work directories that everybody would use. One day the morning crew came in and the boss FLIPPED OUT. His keyboard was all icky. You know why.

The graveyard guy did eventually get fired. Nobody was surprised.

[powerboy]

Did he not like his job? Or boss? Did he even considered that he would get caught? Some people.

[Forensic Waitress]

EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!

[Bright_Star]

I hope he tossed the keyboard in the dumpster.

[Fenrus]

Definately a hazmat situation... that's just wrong!!

...anything good in the work directories?

[iviles]

hey sex with yourself is sex with someone you love! But Nasty!!!!! We used to have this guy that would break into peoples rooms and get off , alone of course. Problem was he would fall asleep after and get caught. Maybe there the same person!

[Custard Chick]

Ewwwww *shudder* so gross.

Back in college, our graphic design computer lab closed at 2am and the doors to the building closed around 10pm. A security guard was stationed in the building right outside the graphics lab when the building closed and when 2am would roll around he would kick out the graphic kids.

Now in the lab, we had a high capacity color printer. To print to that machine you had to have a college ID and had to have money on it (kinda like a debit card that only worked on campus). Once you sent your print, you would have to swipe your card for the print to be charged and be released.

Alright, enough backstory.

A few years ago, when the building was first built and opened, the first people to print to the color printer each morning would find that they were being charged $1.75/each for 5-10 sheets of graphic pornography pictures.

My professor was livid and called security. Security blamed it on the students. My professor proceeded to collect all the pictures (after getting the students reimbursed) and brought them down to security to show them that it was impossible that it was one of her students, as each and every print was timestamped between 3am and 4am.

The security working nights in that building was subsequently fired.

[ShinyGreenApple]

There goes another drop of my faith in humanity, down the crapper. Can someone pass the please?

[friendofjimmyk]

The amount of people you hear about getting busted with porn at work just astonishes me - do these people NOT think?

[XCashier]

The amount of people you hear about getting busted with porn at work just astonishes me - do these people NOT think?

Well, not with the upper head...

[Cyphr]

nice one

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

That'll teach him to spank his flank at the ballgame, if you will....

[Becks]

Maybe I just need a nap, but...did he get fired because of the keyboard incident or something unrelated?

[the_std]

The security working nights in that building was subsequently fired.

BAHAHAHAHAH!...

That's freakin' hilarious.

[Hello Kitty]

Maybe I just need a nap, but...did he get fired because of the keyboard incident or something unrelated?

One particular night he screwed up royally. He messed up a bunch of equipment settings that made several PoPs (the remote locations all over the country that users called in to) screwy, had a circuit tested by telco because of RNA (if it's ring no answer, the circuit is working - but the modems aren't picking up), and that's the night he downloaded his porn to the work directory (where lots of people in the company would see the obviously porn file names). I would guess that HR went after the porn issue.

This other guy got fired for kiddie porn , another one for anime porn (how to you explain *that* one to your spouse?), this other one had beastiality on his computer but I don't think he got caught. Ugh. We had all the winners.