My charming customers,
Being as this is a small more formal restaurant, you are usually rather polite and warm. I appreciate this. But because I serve you every other Saturday night does not make us buddies. I serve plenty of people in my shift. You are not an unique snowflake. Hell, an unique snowflake would tip me more than 15%. You do not get to grab my arm, you don't hug me, don't offer suggestions on my appearance. When I have been off of work for almost 15 minutes and am lighting up a desperately needed smoke at the bus stop 200 ft from the restaurant, do not lecture me. I am 23, I am aware of the health hazards, I am about to kick you in the throat. Queen, please.
This is the line. You cross it, I will punt you back across it.
Respect is a two-way street,
Lauren
P.S. Just because I am the only white person working at a Chinese restaurant does not mean that I will agree and/or sympathize about those "stupid Chink waiters". When you take my thick Southern accent into account, their English is probably better and more comprehensible than mine. Also, they're so nice and sweet, it makes me want to hug them until they pop. Suck it, grizzly, take it elsewhere.
Being as this is a small more formal restaurant, you are usually rather polite and warm. I appreciate this. But because I serve you every other Saturday night does not make us buddies. I serve plenty of people in my shift. You are not an unique snowflake. Hell, an unique snowflake would tip me more than 15%. You do not get to grab my arm, you don't hug me, don't offer suggestions on my appearance. When I have been off of work for almost 15 minutes and am lighting up a desperately needed smoke at the bus stop 200 ft from the restaurant, do not lecture me. I am 23, I am aware of the health hazards, I am about to kick you in the throat. Queen, please.
This is the line. You cross it, I will punt you back across it.
Respect is a two-way street,
Lauren
P.S. Just because I am the only white person working at a Chinese restaurant does not mean that I will agree and/or sympathize about those "stupid Chink waiters". When you take my thick Southern accent into account, their English is probably better and more comprehensible than mine. Also, they're so nice and sweet, it makes me want to hug them until they pop. Suck it, grizzly, take it elsewhere.
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