Right, that's MUCH better.

[Igorina]

He needs to maintain his image, and the image his manufacturer's are trying for.

X Brand Cocaine! Good no matter what orifice you shove it in!

[Danjo]

It's just good to know that drug dealers keep up on current events.

[Forensic Waitress]

Wow even dealers have so much time on their hands that they can complain about the most mundane things.

But great post, laughed my arse off.

[Kyree]

Quoted for truth. *stops at the store everymorning before work for a 1ltr bottle of the sweet, green liquid*

On a side note, try Mt. Dew and vodka sometime. I call it a 'Dew Driver.'

If I drank, that'd be an awesome one

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Oh my banana cream pie, I'd love to have seen that retraction as printed:

"Danjo's newspaper made an error in a recent police blotter entry. We had stated that Druggie McDrugenstein was arrested for possession of crack with intent to sell. He was actually arrested for possession of cocaine with intent to sell.

Danjo's newspaper apologizes for and regrets the error, and apologizes to all local crack fiends who may have thought they'd found a new dealer."

[smileyeagle1021]

Oh my banana cream pie, I'd love to have seen that retraction as printed:

"Danjo's newspaper made an error in a recent police blotter entry. We had stated that Druggie McDrugenstein was arrested for possession of crack with intent to sell. He was actually arrested for possession of cocaine with intent to sell.

Danjo's newspaper apologizes for and regrets the error, and apologizes to all local crack fiends who may have thought they'd found a new dealer."

that reminds me of one of Jay Leno's Headlines that he found

"last week we had printed that officer (name) was a defective for the police force, that was obviously a typo and we apologize for the mix up, the sentence was supposed to read that office (name) was a detective for the police farce."

back on topic, was Mr. McDrugenstein happy that his reputation of dealing cocaine and not crack is once again in tact?

[BlaqueKatt]

Mt. Dew for the win.

have you tried the three new flavors? awesomeness in a 20 oz bottle

[tropicsgoddess]

ME: I'll have to check the report the police gave me, but I'm assuming you didn't get arrested for possesion of crack with intent to sell?
SC: F--- No!
ME: I very sorry...
SC: It was powder coccaine.
ME: Uh...oh...kay...
SC: What are you gonna do about it?
ME: Well...I'll be sure to post a retraction and apology in the next issue.
SC: All right then, (Sounding pleased) Thank you.
ME: Uh..noooo problem.


So we did, we ran a retraction and gave our sincerest apologies for calling Mr. Drugglestein a crack dealer when he was really a coke dealer. I'm sure a heavy burden has been lifted from his shoulders.

Talk about shameless self-promotion!

[Plaidman]

have you tried the three new flavors? awesomeness in a 20 oz bottle

I haven't, we JUST got them in today. I'm a little scared to try them. But its a good deal at 2 20oz for 2 dollars.

Which one do you suggest?

Also: Congrats on getting this turned into a Strip!

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

Well, yes, 1) crack gets much longer sentences, and 2) allegedly only rich white folk do powder coccaine. I suppose he doesn't want to offend his clientele?

actually, they reduced crack sentences to be closer to powder coke sentences because it was deemed to racially discriminate against black crack users

[Lingering Grin]

And, I would imagine, quite the difference between rock and powdered cocaine.

Yeah, baking soda...

No seriously... that's it.

[Geek King]

have you tried the three new flavors? awesomeness in a 20 oz bottle

Ug. I hate the new ones. I don't know if it's the Ginsing they put in it, or what, but they all dry my lips out. Ever feel your lips dry out while you're drinking? It does funny things o the mind, it does.

Bring back the origional Pitch Black flavor, dammit! Heaven in a bottle!

[edible_hat]

Yeah, baking soda...

No seriously... that's it.

That reminds me, a co-worker once had a guy come in looking for powdered sherbert because some people at a party wanted to buy cocaine off him.

[pyxee]

I am not big on those new Dew flavors, tastes like drinking a bottle of sweet tarts in liquid form. They are cheap here though, we sell them buy one get two free at my store comes to $1.55 after tax.

OT: That is hilarious.

[Plaidman]

Bring back the origional Pitch Black flavor, dammit! Heaven in a bottle!

Ug. Pitch Black 2 was even worst. There was a reason why it was only .50 cents at my place for a bit. Even then we still had to send CASES back. No-one wanted it. Not even at that price for a .20 oz.