Wherein I start talking back and someone gets their rocks off. ( Lengthy... )

[Gravekeeper]

Just for shits and giggles, haven't Nuvanut ever heard of, oh say, BLUE??

Blue would kind of blend into the landscape. The entire point up there seems to be to achieve the largest, most eye searing blight on the landscape as is humanly possibly. Judging from the things they order regularly the height of fashion in Nunavut is whether or not you can be spotted with the naked eye on Google Earth.

[Ree]

I must be pure trailer park, because I actually liked the pink latte sweater and the pink suede jacket. The hat, I am not so fussy about.

Pink is actually a colour that I can wear and get compliments on. It makes me look less pasty and washed out than I normally am.
(I wear red all week long in my uniform, and everybody keeps asking me if I feel OK because I look so pale.)

[Gravekeeper]

I must be pure trailer park, because I actually liked the pink latte sweater and the pink suede jacket. The hat, I am not so fussy about.

Pink is actually a colour that I can wear and get compliments on. It makes me look less pasty and washed out than I normally am.
(I wear red all week long in my uniform, and everybody keeps asking me if I feel OK because I look so pale.)

I think you could get away with wearing any one of them alone if done right ( Well, except the hat. Or one of the previously mentioned pink camo tubetop/miniskirt combos ). It's only when all 3 are combined, much like the Triforce, that their full power would be realized.

Whenever pink camo/latte/suede comes up they always order multiple items of of it. Its never just one. They must have them ALL. But we have no pink anything pants/shorts so they end up pairing them with navy blue Nike track pants or green ski pants. or they just go for the pink camo miniskirt. -.-

[Becks]

Heck even on the Skytrain in I was thinking “Oh boy, I wonder if some raging crack head will call and tell me about big, sweaty naked men fondling themselves and/or each other in a locker room! That would be ever so swell!”

I get the feeling you're not telling the truth about this.

[fish3k1]

The entire point up there seems to be to achieve the largest, most eye searing blight on the landscape as is humanly possibly.

Well, it'll be useful come hunting season - after all, we need people to be highly visible, so as not to shoot them by accident.

>.>

<.<

*loads shotgun*

*waits*

[Ree]

But we have no pink anything pants/shorts so they end up pairing them with navy blue Nike track pants or green ski pants. or they just go for the pink camo miniskirt. -.-

Well, since I wouldn't even be caught dead in a pink camo miniskirt.....

[depechemodefan]

At least I’m praying to God you were talking about a team. Because I’m not entirely sure what kind of euphemism “playing Midnight Cowboy” would be or exactly what it would entail but something tells me I wouldn’t want to know. Ever.

Ok, my sarcasm detector is not working, (and since it's not working I'm not even sure you meant sarcasm) but Midnight Cowboy was a movie in 1969 with Jon Voight and Dustin Hoffman. Unfortunately I never seen it, but one (or both) or the char. is gay and sells his ass. But just like french prostitutes die in operas from TB (because they're prostitutes) one of the char. dies from TB. Though I guess your SC just knows that the movie has something to do with gay men, so he just spits that out...goodness knows what goes through a SC's mind.

I’m not sure you could find a cat girl umbrella in Canada. Japan maybe. You can find a cat girl on anything in Japan. Cloths, purses, furniture, posters, appliances, toast, you name it, they probably have a cat girl on it. Heck, I think there’s one on their flag.

I laughed so hard I got a nose bleed!

[lordlundar]

How very Canadian of you. Though I have to deduct points for lack of effort as you only used 2 letters. Still, you’re painting a rather curious picture. Lucky cat girl umbrella, eh? I’m not sure you could find a cat girl umbrella in Canada. Japan maybe. You can find a cat girl on anything in Japan. Cloths, purses, furniture, posters, appliances, toast, you name it, they probably have a cat girl on it. Heck, I think there’s one on their flag.

Only in the samurai Pizza Cats version of Japan will you find it on the flag.

[Sliceanddice]

*tops as she imagens the pink camo hat on a pretty girl and only the hat...* i need a minute

[BrightEyedKitty]

Ah, only the Gravekeeper can make a post and approximately 6 hours later have three pages worth of replies already.

[gunsage]

SC: “That’s G as in Girl, L as in Lucky, C as in Cat, U as in, um…Umbrella, E as in….Eh”

This reminds me...I'm about to give you two situations. One has actually happened and the other one I'm saving for SCs. Both involve using phonetics to give password information.

#1

Me: "Okay, your password is M like Mary, H like Harry, B like Barry, G like Gary, L like Larry, J like-"
SC: "Wait wait wait...what?"
Me:

#2

Me: "Okay, your password is E like Ewe, I like innuendo, M like Manny, C like Catherine..."
SC: "Uhhhhhhh..."

[Peppergirl]

#1

Me: "Okay, your password is M like Mary, H like Harry, B like Barry, G like Gary, L like Larry, J like-"
SC: "Wait wait wait...what?"
Me:

#2

Me: "Okay, your password is E like Ewe, I like innuendo, M like Manny, C like Catherine..."
SC: "Uhhhhhhh..."

That's awesome. I think I'll try it.

I also like the ones who read off their impossibly complicated name while standing under a speaker at the airport. Usually when I ask them to repeat it, they walk away from the speaker, or speak a little louder or more slowly.

Occasionally they won't. I then have to ask them to please SLOW DOWN and to perhaps spell the name phonetically. About 50 percent of the time, they don't know what that means.

[BookstoreEscapee]

My mom got me a satchel of pink hot cocoa mix for Easter... and then, FES S told me the stuff sucks like drinking alum straight, I believe she told me. I probably still have the satchel somewhere near my computer...

Once upon a time when I was working in Store1 we had little tins of pink hot cocoa mix. It was a tie-in with the Eloise books. I never tried it...



FTR, my full name (first, middle, last) has 19 letters. First and last only is 14.

[JessEm]

For maximum trailer park mallrat sexiness.

...after those visuals, I think I'm going to have nightmares....

[Igorina]

867 - A New Winner

I have now born witness to a fashion tragedy even more horrific then pink camo.

Pink Suede.

A Pink Suede JACKET at that.

I offer up this photo as proof that there are more tacky things out there.

http://www.fursource.com/colored-she...ins-p-379.html

Go, and you too may see the dyed pink beaver pelt.

I have seen dyed pink beaver coats for sale, but didn't feel like doing a Google search for 'dyed pink beaver'.