No, I'm just dicking with you.

[crazylegs]

GAH!

Don't worry EQ, some of us are listening to your tales of woe in the supermarket!

[Evil Queen]

What? I wasn't listening.

GAH!

[Danjo]

How come no one listens to me??

What? I wasn't listening.

[Evil Queen]

Another dumb customer thread. He's not a customer but a potential customer so move it if need be. Thanks!

The Cast:
Me:
[my thoughts]
LD: lost Dude

Me: Good afternoon <opening spiel> This is EQ, how can I help you?
LD: Is this Tony's wrecker service?
Me: No, this is <hotel name>.
LD: Oh... is this <gives number>
Me: No sir, this is <gives hotel number>
LD: Okay.... thanks....

<click>

And this is the fun part. Not two seconds later:

Me: Good afternoon <opening spiel> This is EQ, how can I help you?
LD: uh.... is this Tony's Wrecker Service?
Me: [What'd you do, just hit speed dial?] No sir, this is <hotel> again. You mis-dialed.
LD: uh.... are you sure? Is this <gives same number again>
Me: Yes sir, I'm sure you mis-dialed. That is not our number. [Do you not listen to the people you call??]
LD: So this isn't Tony's Wrecker Service?
Me: No. Have a nice day sir. <click>

How come no one listens to me??