Proof of Illiteracy

[ArcticChicken]

The really, really, sad thing is that all those warning labels are necessary. I weep for humanity. Really, I do..... OK, not really, I pull out a camera and laugh my ass off.

[redmountaingoldfish]

"Emergency Door: When opened, alarm will sound."

What's funny is the dorms I lived in last year have three doors with this sign - that don't really have alarms and are in fact, the easiest ways in and out of the building.

I wonder if a situation like that contributed to her stupidity, or if it was just stupidity.

[TTAZ]

Preperation H- external use only

What idiot out there ate a tube of cream to try and rid themselves of a hemmorhoid? I don't know who he/she is, but I bet they are out there somewhere whistling.

[crazylegs]

We call those flashlights over here. Because, although they often serve a similar function, they're not torches.

Its a normal filament bulb doodad, its not particularly bright at the best of times, its a work issue one and its so bad noone I know uses them, they all go out and buy maglites!

[ThePhoneGoddess]

On a curling iron: Do not insert into any orifice

What happened to good old fashioned foreplay? Whooooooooooo Warm Up The Curling Iron Hunny We're Going To The Farmmmmmm!!!!!!!!


Sorry, I couldn't resist. I heart Bill Engvall.

[cinema guy]

So what kind of eye protection is required - sunglasses? If it is dark enough to need a torch, sunglasses might be detrimental.

Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jake: "But we have a flashlight. Hit it."

[Boochan]

What's funny is the dorms I lived in last year have three doors with this sign - that don't really have alarms and are in fact, the easiest ways in and out of the building.

A lot of these fire doors that are armed and alarmed I've noticed though, you can generally tell they are of that kind normally from the fact they're so reinforced (fireproof) and the fact that their handles are reasonably unique.

Some people just like to test things just in case they're working too

[Bramblerose]

I would like to register for teh win-

On my package of oral contraceptive- "Do Not Take if you want to become pregnant"

[symposes]

As seen on a chainsaw made in sweden
"Do not attempt to stop blade with genitals."

[Sylvia727]

I would like to register for teh win-

On my package of oral contraceptive- "Do Not Take if you want to become pregnant"

Might not be so bad...I take birth control for my PCOS. If someone's doctor failed to adequetely explain the "side effects"...