Today was really bad, this will be long, for your amusement, and my venting, I present to you the following rants
Travel agent needs to learn how to do her job
God how I hate some travel agents (i know, most of them are good hard working people... these aren't the ones calling us)
This TA calls our St Paul East location, asks to speak to the reservation desk, then proceeds to ask what is available at the airport in Houston... first off are you calling the hotel in St Paul for if you need Houston, either call the 800 number of look up the hotels number on the internet. So anyway, here's the conversation
me-
sc-
me- thank you for calling the (hotel) St Paul East reservation desk, this is smileyeagle speaking, may I ask with whom I'm speaking?
sc- this is suckty travel agent with sucky travel, are you able to bring up what's available in houston?
me- yes I can bring up the availability at our houston hotels, and which of our houston hotels will you be reserving at?
sc- one by the airport.
me- and was that Houston Hobby or George Bush International?
sc- either one
me- ma'am the two airports are on opposite sides of the city... are you sure you don't have a preference?
sc- just whichever
me- ok, I'll do the hotel by George Bush (namely because I'm more familiar with the property, less work for me).
round and round we go, we finally figure out which rooms she needs
me- ok, so I'll go ahead and reserve you the two rooms for this upcoming saturday...
sc- ok, thanks, bye
... wtf... do you think she really was so stupid to think that just by saying I'm going to reserve them I'll magically have all the information I need to make the reservation... or even if they do think that I have all the information you'd think that they'd at least know they needed to wait for the confirmation number.
what's funny is that I got her when she called back... she didn't ask why she never got a confirmation number, she just wanted the hotel's direct number...
you're an employee, you should know this
this time the sc is an employee at one of our hotels
sc- I know it's past the deadline, but can I still cancel my reservation?
seriously, you should know that answer, just because you're an employee and an asshole doesn't mean we'll make an exemption for you.
yet another dumb employee
yet another employee called in
se- yeah, I need you to make a reservation for one of my guests.
me- ok, and which nights would they be staying?
se- they'll be checking in on monday, staying 9 nights.
me- and that was at (se's location), correct?
se- yes
so I put in the dates and the hotel code... oops, saturday is sold out
me- i'm sorry, but it looks like the saturday no longer has availability.
se- oh, so that's why my system wouldn't let me book the room
ok seriously, you tried it on your end it didn't work so you thought it would magically work on my end... oh and how the hell do you not know your hotel was sold out on one of the nights after trying it.
know what type of hotel you are calling
now, in the sc's defense, we do have some extended stay properties... this is not one that he called.
me- thank you for calling (hotel) reservation desk, this is smileyeagle speaking, may I ask with whom I'm speaking?
sc- what is your monthly rate?
first, that is not the correct answer to "who am I speaking with", second we are a four star resort property, not an extended stay.
me- i'm sorry but I don't have a monthly rate, let me see what I can do with the nightly rate though.
sc- yeah, I'm checking in friday, what do you have?
me- so it looks like I have a room with a king nonsmoking (sales spiel) and it looks like the best rate I can do is $139 per night
sc- doesn't that seem too expensive for a month?
me- yes, but it seems very reasonable for 28 individual nights at a resort hotel.
seriously, when did it become a requirement for hotels to discount month long stays... just because you are staying a month?
other misc complaints
Ok, no, I didn't sell out the hotel just because I knew you were coming
yes, I need a credit card to hold you a room... it's not that I don't trust you, that's company policy and I'm bound by it as much as you are
God Fucking Damnit I'm not a woman, I have listened to my calls, I know I don't sound like a woman, stop calling me Ma'am
I don't set the rates, and yes, even if I did I think that for the amenities and location it is a fair price.
While on that topic, yes, rates are higher during special events
Oh there is no reason why rates have to be the same every day, rate changes are normal... oh and management reserves the right to change rates at any time... this is why you should reserve early to lock your rate in.
eta- i was so tired I forgot to add this one... don't tell me you want an email copy of your confirmation and when I ask for your email address tell me you don't have one... if you don't have one why the hell did you just ask for a confirmation email?!?!
and yes, all those things have happened to me today... i'm seriously planning on applying other places tomorrow... i've completely burnt out where I am now.
though on the bright side, I found out today that I have one less final to take next week, that should help more than y'all could possibly imagine
Travel agent needs to learn how to do her job
God how I hate some travel agents (i know, most of them are good hard working people... these aren't the ones calling us)
This TA calls our St Paul East location, asks to speak to the reservation desk, then proceeds to ask what is available at the airport in Houston... first off are you calling the hotel in St Paul for if you need Houston, either call the 800 number of look up the hotels number on the internet. So anyway, here's the conversation
me-
sc-
me- thank you for calling the (hotel) St Paul East reservation desk, this is smileyeagle speaking, may I ask with whom I'm speaking?
sc- this is suckty travel agent with sucky travel, are you able to bring up what's available in houston?
me- yes I can bring up the availability at our houston hotels, and which of our houston hotels will you be reserving at?
sc- one by the airport.
me- and was that Houston Hobby or George Bush International?
sc- either one
me- ma'am the two airports are on opposite sides of the city... are you sure you don't have a preference?
sc- just whichever
me- ok, I'll do the hotel by George Bush (namely because I'm more familiar with the property, less work for me).
round and round we go, we finally figure out which rooms she needs
me- ok, so I'll go ahead and reserve you the two rooms for this upcoming saturday...
sc- ok, thanks, bye
... wtf... do you think she really was so stupid to think that just by saying I'm going to reserve them I'll magically have all the information I need to make the reservation... or even if they do think that I have all the information you'd think that they'd at least know they needed to wait for the confirmation number.
what's funny is that I got her when she called back... she didn't ask why she never got a confirmation number, she just wanted the hotel's direct number...
you're an employee, you should know this
this time the sc is an employee at one of our hotels
sc- I know it's past the deadline, but can I still cancel my reservation?
seriously, you should know that answer, just because you're an employee and an asshole doesn't mean we'll make an exemption for you.
yet another dumb employee
yet another employee called in
se- yeah, I need you to make a reservation for one of my guests.
me- ok, and which nights would they be staying?
se- they'll be checking in on monday, staying 9 nights.
me- and that was at (se's location), correct?
se- yes
so I put in the dates and the hotel code... oops, saturday is sold out
me- i'm sorry, but it looks like the saturday no longer has availability.
se- oh, so that's why my system wouldn't let me book the room
ok seriously, you tried it on your end it didn't work so you thought it would magically work on my end... oh and how the hell do you not know your hotel was sold out on one of the nights after trying it.
know what type of hotel you are calling
now, in the sc's defense, we do have some extended stay properties... this is not one that he called.
me- thank you for calling (hotel) reservation desk, this is smileyeagle speaking, may I ask with whom I'm speaking?
sc- what is your monthly rate?
first, that is not the correct answer to "who am I speaking with", second we are a four star resort property, not an extended stay.
me- i'm sorry but I don't have a monthly rate, let me see what I can do with the nightly rate though.
sc- yeah, I'm checking in friday, what do you have?
me- so it looks like I have a room with a king nonsmoking (sales spiel) and it looks like the best rate I can do is $139 per night
sc- doesn't that seem too expensive for a month?
me- yes, but it seems very reasonable for 28 individual nights at a resort hotel.
seriously, when did it become a requirement for hotels to discount month long stays... just because you are staying a month?
other misc complaints
Ok, no, I didn't sell out the hotel just because I knew you were coming
yes, I need a credit card to hold you a room... it's not that I don't trust you, that's company policy and I'm bound by it as much as you are
God Fucking Damnit I'm not a woman, I have listened to my calls, I know I don't sound like a woman, stop calling me Ma'am
I don't set the rates, and yes, even if I did I think that for the amenities and location it is a fair price.
While on that topic, yes, rates are higher during special events
Oh there is no reason why rates have to be the same every day, rate changes are normal... oh and management reserves the right to change rates at any time... this is why you should reserve early to lock your rate in.
eta- i was so tired I forgot to add this one... don't tell me you want an email copy of your confirmation and when I ask for your email address tell me you don't have one... if you don't have one why the hell did you just ask for a confirmation email?!?!
and yes, all those things have happened to me today... i'm seriously planning on applying other places tomorrow... i've completely burnt out where I am now.
though on the bright side, I found out today that I have one less final to take next week, that should help more than y'all could possibly imagine
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