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  • #16
    I used to get those at Christmas, and it went along the lines of

    "you must have seen the advert, it was on TV last night!"

    Therein lies several broad assumptions.

    1) I watched whatever programme that caused your brain to become an unusable mass of goo
    2) I wasn't pulling my usual 14 hour Christmas shifts (promptly followed by eat. Bed.)
    3) I even watch TV.
    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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    • #17
      Quoth BoxGirl View Post
      People are funny how they assume you know everything about all the TV commercials. I once got a call from a lady who wanted to know who the singer was on "that one commercial".

      ... okay...
      I get that a lot from friends and people I talk to.
      "Haha, it's like in that one commercial!"
      "Um, I don't actually have a TV."
      "You don't? I thought you lived in a house! With cable!"
      "We do. The cable is for the internet. I just don't find TV necessary, or all that entertaining really."
      ""
      "Respect: to admit that something one may not enjoy or prefer might still have great value." ~L. Munoa

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      • #18
        Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
        A chewing gum with a liquid center? I remember that from the 70s.
        Yep, they still make Freshen-up....and you can buy it on Amazon!

        I like that one and Tidal Wave, too. Goddess, I feel so old!

        Aw, crap. I just found one of the commercials for Tidal Wave and I remember it! It was an Indiana Jones spoof, which means it was from probably around 1981.
        Last edited by Pagan; 05-10-2008, 10:53 PM.
        It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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        • #19
          Quoth HawaiianShirts View Post
          When do I get my mind-reading kit?
          Um, it doesn't come with a brain for the customer to use, so it's pretty useless, actually.

          Rapscallion

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          • #20
            SC: So you're not going to give me the number.
            Ugh, I hate when say something like that, esp. "your not going to help me?" After spending more than 10 min telling them why the library is n't the place for their problem.

            One of many, yes. She was one of my dumber callers, right up there with the guy who gave me ALL the information I asked for on the BowFlex line before finally asking why I couldn't just tell him the number of the room in which his daughter was supposed to be recovering from surgery.
            Wait, what?
            Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

            Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

            I wish porn had subtitles.

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            • #21
              He could have at least pretended to be Bruce Willis and asked you "Where's the shit?"
              You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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              • #22
                Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                A chewing gum with a liquid center?
                Meh. I prefer Bubble Crum.

                Unseen but seeing
                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                3rd shift needs love, too
                RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                • #23
                  Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                  Quoth HawaiianShirts View Post
                  One of many, yes. She was one of my dumber callers, right up there with the guy who gave me ALL the information I asked for on the BowFlex line before finally asking why I couldn't just tell him the number of the room in which his daughter was supposed to be recovering from surgery.
                  Wait, what?
                  Yeah, depechemodefan. He really did.
                  Here's the full story, short though it is, if you want to see it. It's the first reply in the thread.
                  http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ead.php?t=7591
                  I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
                  - Bill Watterson

                  My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
                  - IPF

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                  • #24
                    Quoth BoxGirl View Post
                    People are funny how they assume you know everything about all the TV commercials. I once got a call from a lady who wanted to know who the singer was on "that one commercial".

                    ... okay...
                    lol i once got a call through one client asking when another clients (she didnt know this of course) advertisment will be one. She didnt belive when i told her i worked for (client) not her tv company

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