If I had psychic powers I'd have conjured up a tube of lube and thrown it to him "Carry on and you WILL be needing this" with an evil smirk.
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Good to see you back Kara, I was beginning to miss your stories!Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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What gets me
This idiot thinks doing a drive-by makes him tough shit.
Drive-bys are not only a coward's attack, but it is something that can (and has) be done by a ten year olds and younger person. Unless they know you are coming there is almost no chance that the person doing the drive-by is in any danger at that time.
These guards handle serial rapists and murderers, they handle people who work out everyday and can/have killed a person with their bare hands. They have inmates who are so screwed up mentally from drugs and/or life that they don't care if they could die if they attack a guard!
On a scale of 1-10 of the worse people in said jail, I wonder if he even rates a one(1).
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Quoth RayvenQ View PostIf I had psychic powers I'd have conjured up a tube of lube and thrown it to him "Carry on and you WILL be needing this" with an evil smirk.Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.
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Did I read that right? LG crapped on the floor while Captain Awesome was berating him?
That's a superpower I'd like to have, as long as I wouldn't be the one to clean up the mess.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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Quoth Saydrah View PostIf your favorite Captain treats well-behaved inmates with exactly as much respect as she DOESN'T give to inmates like LG, I think she may be my favorite person ever.
Your CO stories are always entertaining. Who knew herding gangsters would be fun?
And frankly, they're still in jail, so I'd be happy with her treating the well-behaved ones less like crap, if not respect.
Any further on that and I'd have to tell myself to take it to Fratching
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Quoth Computer_God View PostReminds me of a Venture Brothers episode where the Monarch is in jail and he's doing the "scared straight" routine:
"You might think that you're hot shit now, but you're just warm diarrhea in a Dixie Cup!"~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~
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