Strange New Concepts via E-mail

[Phone Jockey]

More strange e-mails from cable and high-speed customers:

Email: "Please fix my cable as soon as possible because I have an at-risk husband."

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Email: “I know my payment is late, but I would like to offer a pre-payment for the late fee.”

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Email: “I send emails to myself at home throughout the day from work & lately I haven’t been receiving or sending emails from myself and I would like to know why not.”

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Email: “Your remote control is simply the most uncomfortable to use on the planet. The location of the numbers is so far down that it is very difficult to access them by thumb or any other digit within the finger family. Someone who actually uses remotes should sit down with this baby and ask themselves if they enjoy using it.”

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Email: “I am tired of your high-speed service not working. I am losing work and other items. This is no way for you to run a railroad.”

[rerant]

Email: “I am tired of your high-speed service not working. I am losing work and other items. This is no way for you to run a railroad.”

All aboard the crazy train!

[Victoria J]

Email: “I send emails to myself at home throughout the day from work & lately I haven’t been receiving or sending emails from myself and I would like to know why not.”

That literally made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing.

Did someone have to try and answer that one ?

Victoria J

[Becks]

Email: “I know my payment is late, but I would like to offer a pre-payment for the late fee.”

Well, that's a new one.

[Phone Jockey]

All aboard the crazy train!

HAHA! I LOVE Ozzy, btw! Great come back.

Victoria J...yes, I had to answer that customer's e-mail about whether or not she was sending e-mails to herself. Of course, I really just told her to contact tech support! HAHA

[LostMyMind]

Email: “I send emails to myself at home throughout the day from work & lately I haven’t been receiving or sending emails from myself and I would like to know why not.”

Did someone have to try and answer that one ?

I do this often. So does my sister. We have multiple email accounts. We email from one device to another.

She was simply emailing from work email to her ISP email and was not receiving them nor was she getting mail she sent from ISP to her work email.

I know I shouldn't be able to read such bad grammar, but I get emails with this kind of bad grammar all the time.

[Phone Jockey]

She was simply emailing from work email to her ISP email and was not receiving them nor was she getting mail she sent from ISP to her work email.

That must be what she meant, but it sounded like she was saying she wasn't sending any e-mail to herself & wanted ME to tell her why she wasn't doing it. LOL Like I know!

[fish3k1]

That literally made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing.

Did someone have to try and answer that one ?

Victoria J

My best guess was that she was getting an error message saying 'unable to send' or something similar but I like LostMyMind's answer too

[xaenon]

All aboard the crazy train!

Actually, not as 'crazy' as you think - that 'no way to run a railroad' phrase has
been around for quite some time. My old man used to say it from time to time.
Some situation would be completely FUBAR, and he'd mutter, "This is no way
to run a railroad' as he set about fixing it. And no, paps didn't work for the
railroad - but GRANDpappy did (he worked for Pullman). Got a pretty good idea
where the old man got it from....

[Jacen]

Email: “I know my payment is late, but I would like to offer a pre-payment for the late fee.”

Call me crazy, but this one actually made sense to me... I think he/she wanted to pay the late fee immediately and then pay the rest when they could.

[going gaga]

All aboard the crazy train!

Actually I sorta get that one.
I use to do it myself .
Work computers didn't like any external device to save work on , wouldn't save anything permanently(come back next day and the files gone/ corrupted), so the only solution was to temporally save it and e-mail it to an external hot mail account .Vice versa for wanting to use saved work, e-mail it to work e-mail account system and open the attachment.