SCs who crap on the floor

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Exactly. At every single job I've ever been hired for, nowhere in the job description did it say "clean up shit." I would not take a job that had that in the job description.

So I don't clean up shit at any job I have. It's not my job description, it won't BECOME my job description, and nothing will talk me into it, up to and including being fired.

You want a shit mopper? Hire one then. I won't be applying.

[Killer Bees]

When I lived in Sydney a few years ago (crowded, polluted, gangas, graffiti, usual huge city problems), two Asian women had a 3 yo girl with them.

She must have been complaining about going potty (couldn't understand the lingo). One woman pulled her pants down, made her squat over a plastic lunch bag, kid peed, woman tied it up and tossed it out the door onto the tracks

Double Double

All the passengers were shocked, but she just grinned like it was normal.

I felt sick for ages afterwards

[MinimaMagistra]

I was volunteering as an usher at a concert, couple of years ago. I was a pamphlet-distributer, so my duties ended shortly. It was lounge music and as I was disinclined to sit inside, I hung out with the bartender in the lounge. Until a woman informed us that someone had left a large pile of shit next to a toilet in the Ladies'. Bleh. I am... somewhat unfortunately... well brought up, and while that was not the duty of either the bartender or myself, we couldn't find a janitor, so rolled up our sleeves. She went searching for a mop and bucket, while I just tackled it with a hella lotta paper towels.

By "pile" I mean "puddle", as this was more in a liquid state than any sort of SHAPE. The smell was indescribable. What was amazing was how neat it was. Right next to the toilet, as if the person had just sat sideways on it or something. No splatter, except where someone had stepped in it and tracked a trail of ohhellno across the floor and onto the carpet outside. Anyway, I got most of it with the paper towels and helped the bartender get the rest. We used this citris-based cleaner until our eyes watered. Got it up, though.

She gave me a five from her tip jar and free non-alcoholic drinks the rest of the night. She rocked.

I do not volunteer often. But when I do, I volunteer hard.

[Despina83]

The worse I had was menstrual blood and vomit over the loo.

Good God. I can't believe somebody would just leave it like that. Maybe she got a call and her house was on fire with her family trapped inside.

[Munty]

Gods, some people shouldn't be let out in public.

MinimaMagistra, hats off to you. If I had heard of something like that, I'd probably have run screaming in the opposite direction.

Despina83, i think that post was on a plane. (Blood and vomit at 30k feet. I'm surprised it didn't stink up the entire plane)

[AirHostess]

I'm not sure why the passenger didn't even make some attempt to clean up their bodily fluids!

And yes, the restroom could get very smelly. Not fun at 30,00 feet And we only had 2 on the type of airplane I used to fly so you had to hope one of them would still be ok!

[MadRocketScientist]

When I worked Hotel Front Desk, I had one guy shit in the pool.

That was fun to clean up.

[Despina83]

Despina83, i think that post was on a plane. (Blood and vomit at 30k feet. I'm surprised it didn't stink up the entire plane)

Oh, I didn't even see that. Might help if I read the whole message next time, huh?

[Kara]

When I worked Hotel Front Desk, I had one guy shit in the pool.

I know that must have sucked, but I had to laugh. That made me think of Caddyshack.