I prefer to use the term "brat" as opposed to anything else... yes, I was a child, but I never called my parents "bitches" or "f***ing losers" as I have seen kids do on more than one occasion. I also knew that if I misbehaved in a store that my parents would take the store's side and anything I damaged I would pay for out of my own pocket money. I'd also get a smacking when we got home.
Going back ontopic (quite a feat!)...
Law 7. You handle it, you bought it. That's right; any piece of fruit that you choose to put your grubby paws over is now yours... which means that you have to pay for it. The same goes for anything your kids touch or you knock off a shelf.
Law 8. If you drop anything made of glass on the floor and don't tell anyone, our secret camera will pick it up and as you try to walk away a security guard will appear and rub your face into the mess on the floor. Then you will have to clean it up. On your next visit to us, you have to wear the "I am a messy moron" t-shirt.
Law 9. If your child is asking you to take him/her to the toilet, you take him/her. No exceptions. If you ignore him/her and he/she messes the floor, you will be made to clear it up as well as be forced to make a public apology to your kid for traumatising him/her.
Law 10. If you ever tell a cashier "Hurry up, my ticket's about to run out!" in a rude, nasty way, we will have to keep you within the store until we see the ticket inspector place a ticket on your car. This is to impress upon you that it's not our fault; it's your fault for not organising yourself better. The only person who can get round the supermarket in 1 hour on a weekend day is Superman. Unless you are him, you put in 2 hours and stop being such a stinge.
Going back ontopic (quite a feat!)...
Law 7. You handle it, you bought it. That's right; any piece of fruit that you choose to put your grubby paws over is now yours... which means that you have to pay for it. The same goes for anything your kids touch or you knock off a shelf.
Law 8. If you drop anything made of glass on the floor and don't tell anyone, our secret camera will pick it up and as you try to walk away a security guard will appear and rub your face into the mess on the floor. Then you will have to clean it up. On your next visit to us, you have to wear the "I am a messy moron" t-shirt.
Law 9. If your child is asking you to take him/her to the toilet, you take him/her. No exceptions. If you ignore him/her and he/she messes the floor, you will be made to clear it up as well as be forced to make a public apology to your kid for traumatising him/her.
Law 10. If you ever tell a cashier "Hurry up, my ticket's about to run out!" in a rude, nasty way, we will have to keep you within the store until we see the ticket inspector place a ticket on your car. This is to impress upon you that it's not our fault; it's your fault for not organising yourself better. The only person who can get round the supermarket in 1 hour on a weekend day is Superman. Unless you are him, you put in 2 hours and stop being such a stinge.
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