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  • #1

    Creepy Creeptacular

    We have this absolute sleaze who's been coming in lately. He makes a point of coming on to every female employee who works there.

    He comes in today to get his daily bottle of cheap wine. As he walks in, he stops suddenly and stares at me

    SC: "What's wrong? You're not smiling."
    Me: Nothing's wrong.
    SC: (stares at me quizzically for a couple of minutes which unnerves me.)

    He finally gets his wine and wanders up. The last four times he has bought his wine he has asked for a plastic bag. So I grab one when he tells me that he wants paper, he "has always gotten a paper bag." B.S.

    He then stands there and just stares again

    SC: You dropped your smile heh heh heh
    Me: Well have a nice day
    SC: I'm going to bring you some flowers
    Me: I'd rather you not
    SC: Why don't you like me?
    Me: You're making me uncomfortable
    SC: Okay, chill out, I'm going

    He shuffles off. I know it could've been worse but the guy just skeeves me out. He does that to all the female employees and then gets maudlin when we don't fawn all over him.
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    Do you guys have security? Maybe someone can politely tell Mr Creepy to bugger off?
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    • #3
      Do what I do.

      Squint at them, imagine the horrifying sight of them in a gold lame bustier, and laugh your head off.
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      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • #4
        Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
        Do what I do.

        Squint at them, imagine the horrifying sight of them in a gold lame bustier, and laugh your head off.
        There's an image I never though of As for security we don't have any but we do have a panic button in the store and the store's in a pretty populated place.
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        • #5
          Speaking of creepy... my brief stint as a waitress, this older guy started hitting on me and asking me for my phone number.. wouldn't leave me alone, even though his older buddy was laughing the whole time. I finally waved the back of my left hand at him (I wear a ring.. not engagement or wedding, but basically an "I'm taken" thing... since I've been with my BF for almost 8 years now), and said "Yeah, no. I'm taken, thanks." His reply - "He doesn't have to know!"

          Uhh.. huh. If I were to find someone to take up the "he doesn't have to know" defense... it wouldn't be you buddy. And it wouldn't happen anyway.

          Thankfully he wasn't as creepy as the "stare at you weirdly" guy... or any other icky, creepy, lecherous.. people.. I hear about here. I wouldn't know what to do. Hugs to all of you who have put up with them!
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          • #6
            Had some tacky creep trying to flirt with me yesterday while he was ordering funeral flowers. His wife was yelling and carrying on in the very next room. Sort of surrealistic and sad and creepy all at the same time.
            "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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            • #7
              I think i would rather have the loudmouth creep than the stare-at-you-from-the-shadows creep.

              i remember there is one guy at work who is rather disfigured (hunting accident) who likes to hit on the girls at work. they usually get creeped out because of his apperance, but he is a teddy bear (we are so runing off to cuba together if he wins the lottery, lol)
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              • #8
                In many threads of this nature on CS, someone invariably posts that they tried the whole waving the ring-finger routine, and the creep's response is uniformly something like what ShadedWings described.

                I think I have a solution: flash a baby picture instead.

                You see, for the Neanderthal-inclined, if there's nothing on your finger, you're "fair game". If you have a ring, then you're a "challenge". But if you've got a kid, then you're "damaged goods".

                So flash a baby picture, ask if they'd like to help change stinky diapers. If that doesn't repel them, nothing will.
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                • #9
                  When I was working at a deli, I was making grinders/subs for customers. For a few hours, I was the only person in the store. I was always nice to customers, but never flirted.

                  One day we had a guy come in he was a regular and he had a crush on me. Great. So he'd hit on me and I'd ignore it or tell him to stop.

                  Every time he'd leave, this woman would come in and be a total bitch to me. I didn't figure it out until a coworker told me that was his girlfriend and she was upset he was hitting on me.

                  Uh, ok. I don't have control over who hits on me. Obviously she wasn't keeping him happy... but I digress. I have no interest in dating men who are: 1. 20+ years older than me. 2. Have more fingers than teeth. 3. Who smell like the ass end of a dead cow and 4. Who are married.

                  Yes, this jack hole was married AND had a girlfriend...

                  Her famous quote that kept me laughing "I can handle him having a wife, I CAN'T handle him having another girlfriend..."

                  She was a total bitch too, she would call the owner and tell her I did something that I didn't. The owner always knew because whenever I was in "trouble" I wasn't even at work that day.
                  You don't know what Hades is until you've worked at least one Christmas Season in a toy store that offers free gift wrapping.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Talon View Post
                    In many threads of this nature on CS, someone invariably posts that they tried the whole waving the ring-finger routine, and the creep's response is uniformly something like what ShadedWings described.

                    I think I have a solution: flash a baby picture instead.
                    Good idea! Now I have the scenario of me turning around and going "Yeah, you want to change the diapars and babysit of my twins? Do that first for a week and then we'll talk date." Nicely not mentioning that I said TALK, not GO ON A.
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                    • #11
                      speaking of creepy, I have a male co worker that was on the bus one day and some creepy old guy started hitting on him and even after a couple "ummm, I'm a guy"s said "I want to eat your pussy"

                      amazingly the next stop was the co worker's stop


                      (if I have to know about it so do you)

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