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  • You made my truck all wet with salt water!

    So the freight boat comes in today, about fifteen minutes late. It was somewhat choppy in the sound, as the deck freight deck was wet. Anyways, as we are attaching the ramp cables to the boat, this big,burly trucker comes up to my colleagues and starts cussing them out. He said something along the lines of:

    Because of your captain's lack of judgement, MY TRUCK IS COATED WITH SALT! I HAVE A RIGHT MIND TO HAVE YOU ALL FECKING FIRED! i'M NEVER USING THE STEAMSHIP AUTHORITY AGAIN! YOU ASSHOLES MESSED MY TRUCK UP!

    Good luck trying to find another boat line. We're the only ones who serve the vehicular needs of Cape and Islanders.
    Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeper

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    Salt washes away. What a moron.
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    • #3
      Wow... so what's this guy like in the wintertime when they salt the roads?
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      • #4
        Quoth Polenicus View Post
        Wow... so what's this guy like in the wintertime when they salt the roads?
        Do we really want to know? Or even be the poor person he chews out?

        My god.... how do you think he acts when it rains?!
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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