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Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Why do I have a vision of a man with a tray, selling sausages in a bun and deep fried rats on a stick ?"I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
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....because you just watched Mel Brooks' History of the World Part 1?Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Nope. More likely that I am a huge Terry Pratchett's Discworld fan, and that Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler is one of my favorite characters.
Haven't seen History of the World in years. It's the kind of movie I don't like seeing more than once much."I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
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I'm rather fond of Discworld, myself. I'm a sucker for Rincewind.
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Haven't seen him in quite some time. I miss him. But I love Tiffany Aching and Moist von Lipwig."I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
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Didn't you know? Terry Pratchett has Alzheimer's Disease. Last I heard, he was working on his last two books. He's hoping to finish them before he gets too far along in his illness.Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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I remember reading his blog when that news first came out. He said something like "Thanks for offering to help everyone, but there's really nothing you can do unless you're a neuroscientist. Oh I know, you can help by buying my books." But phrased in a wittier way.Quoth Evil Queen View PostDidn't you know? Terry Pratchett has Alzheimer's Disease. Last I heard, he was working on his last two books. He's hoping to finish them before he gets too far along in his illness.
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Yes, I know of this. I first read about it in R.K. Milholland's Super Stupor webcomic. I then checked the info on other websites. It made me sad. I heard the next book will also feature Moist von Lipwig and the end of Making Money hints towards the tax system (Moist von Lipwig as the new head of the Morporkian I.R.S. ? Doubtful, he has far too much self respect to rip people off their money in such a way) but I heard some rumors about the stock market.
It's sad, because I'm fairly sure the Discworld became very real somewhere, and Mr Pratchett seems to be the only one who knows how to take a peek at it. When Sam Vimes kicks some buttocks, does it make a sound if there is no one to read about it ?"I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
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I thought the new book was going to be about the Undertaking - i.e building a transportation system under the city. Given that the city now has a Device (cf. Thud), they are quite well-equipped to start the work.
I am really gutted about Pterry.A person who is nice to you, but not nice to the waiter is not a nice person
- Dave Barry
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Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. Dr Cox - Scrubs
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Quoth tropicsgoddess View PostOooh and don't forget the taquitos (Thank you 7-11) !!!
Ah man, I could live on cream cheese jalapeno taquitos, candy and diet coke from 7-11. All the important food groups covered"No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh
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