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A almost got raped once. She stills has nightmares. It happened about 3 years ago. Her manager heard noise from an alley, and went to check. He tackled the guy, beat the shit out of him, and broke 3 windows on his car.
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I hope he broke the windows with the attempted rapist's head.Quoth Exodus212 View PostFigers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.
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Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.Comment
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Hey, I'm just a geeky 6'1", 225 lb. 15 year old kid."Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result." - Albert EinsteinComment
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I just totally, totally broke rule number 1. Oh. My. Gosh. That is the funniest thing I've heard all month.Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
I'm going to borrow that, only instead of "Scots" I'm going to say "The Jones", who are a very large segment of my family that are here locally. If I said that around my cousins, they would wet their pants laughing. Because it's true.
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Oh perfect. Captain Jackass reared his ugly head again. By this times, A's manager had banned him from the store, and me and A had both gotten restraining orders against him. While A was taking out some trash cans he cornered her in the alley. She saw something in his pocket. The fucking psycho brought a fucking gun! A screams, her manager called the police. I hear her screaming, and I go over there. I was on my dirtbike at the moment, CJ takes out the gun. I floor it, and plow into him. A grabs the gun, and sees that CJ was bluffing, as the gun was unloaded. The police come, and one of the officers informs me that CJ, even if he goes to the trial, is facing 40 to life. Serves him right. Bastard. Apparently I had broken his leg when I ran into him, so he's bawling like a baby. And to quote Kusanagi, it's music to my evil little ears
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"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result." - Albert EinsteinComment
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Hey, I don't need to be drunk to be lound and/or obnoxious!!Quoth Jester View Post
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I admit to my blonde moments...Quoth Jester View Post
Eh, you should see me when my Danish pillaging urges kick inQuoth Jester View Post
I can't, but I fake it quite well sometimes...Quoth Jester View PostI can dance!
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oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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Stories like this one make me so happy I don't LOOK hispanic... none of the Mexican places around here deliver.
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yay for asian people
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A needs a Knight in shining armour around 24/7. I nominate you, Exodus. 
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