This gem I got second hand from my mother.
My mom goes to a deli run by a Korean family for her lunch when working. In the deli everyday is the couple and their son who, while I don't think he was born in the US, grew up in NYC and is pretty much American.
So, a while ago my mother was in there getting coffee and an irate asshole walks in. He asked SOME stupid question, to which the son started giving the answer to until he was interrupted with "SEE! I KNOW YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN! I CAN TELL BY YOUR EYES!" then stormed out, with both my mother and the son just staring at each other.
The Son: ...What was that about?
My Mom: I have no idea...
Then they laughed for a good long time.
My mom goes to a deli run by a Korean family for her lunch when working. In the deli everyday is the couple and their son who, while I don't think he was born in the US, grew up in NYC and is pretty much American.
So, a while ago my mother was in there getting coffee and an irate asshole walks in. He asked SOME stupid question, to which the son started giving the answer to until he was interrupted with "SEE! I KNOW YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN! I CAN TELL BY YOUR EYES!" then stormed out, with both my mother and the son just staring at each other.
The Son: ...What was that about?
My Mom: I have no idea...
Then they laughed for a good long time.
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