If you are underage, and attempting to purchase an age-restricted product from a particular cashier (Me) at a particular store (My Store) on a particular day (Yesterday) DO NOT:
* Return to the same store the next night
* Attempting to purchase the same brand and flavour of age-restricted product
* From the same cashier
* Having made a pathetically half-assed attempt to conceal your identity
* Proceed to argue with the cashier
* Claiming you "buy them here all the time"
* Constantly ask "but what about last time?"
* When the cashier has customers waiting.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME!!! You didn't get them last time either, because you didn't have I.D. You still don't have I.D. You LOOK very definitely underage (I know that doesn't always mean anything). Don't argue with me in the hope that I will cave. I am not losing my job and getting a huge fine just because you're too damn stupid to find a way around getting cigarettes when you're underage.
As a side note, although I feel sad when I see people buying cigarretes on their 18th birthday (legal age to buy them is 18) is it bad that I love the smile on their face when I tell them Happy Birthday?
* Return to the same store the next night
* Attempting to purchase the same brand and flavour of age-restricted product
* From the same cashier
* Having made a pathetically half-assed attempt to conceal your identity
* Proceed to argue with the cashier
* Claiming you "buy them here all the time"
* Constantly ask "but what about last time?"
* When the cashier has customers waiting.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME!!! You didn't get them last time either, because you didn't have I.D. You still don't have I.D. You LOOK very definitely underage (I know that doesn't always mean anything). Don't argue with me in the hope that I will cave. I am not losing my job and getting a huge fine just because you're too damn stupid to find a way around getting cigarettes when you're underage.
As a side note, although I feel sad when I see people buying cigarretes on their 18th birthday (legal age to buy them is 18) is it bad that I love the smile on their face when I tell them Happy Birthday?
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