***Warning: Contains a large amount of Sarcasm.***
I would have dressed up if I knew, but apparently the queen of everything decided to bless my store with a visit today! She apparently rushed past my coworker to make her way to the desk so she could pound loudly on the counter so I knew of her presence.
Now I've never been in the presence of the queen...so this was exciting. I never knew that her precious hands should never touch dirt!
Me: Can I help you?
Queen: LOOK AT THIS CAN!
Me: Umm....okay.
Queen: ITS DIRTY!
Me: Well ma'am we don't own the coke machines, they're owned and maintained by Pepsi.
Queen: GODDAMMIT!
The queen soon stomped out of the store and back to the Ivory tower where she lives. I cannot figure out why the Ivory tower is not equipped with sinks. I just assume the slave children are forced to lick her hands when required. I guess that would explain why the Queen doesn't know how to clean a dirty can off.
I would have dressed up if I knew, but apparently the queen of everything decided to bless my store with a visit today! She apparently rushed past my coworker to make her way to the desk so she could pound loudly on the counter so I knew of her presence.
Now I've never been in the presence of the queen...so this was exciting. I never knew that her precious hands should never touch dirt!
Me: Can I help you?
Queen: LOOK AT THIS CAN!
Me: Umm....okay.
Queen: ITS DIRTY!
Me: Well ma'am we don't own the coke machines, they're owned and maintained by Pepsi.
Queen: GODDAMMIT!
The queen soon stomped out of the store and back to the Ivory tower where she lives. I cannot figure out why the Ivory tower is not equipped with sinks. I just assume the slave children are forced to lick her hands when required. I guess that would explain why the Queen doesn't know how to clean a dirty can off.
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