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  • #31
    What kind of electrician doesn't know the ins & outs of a fuse? He better go back to electrician school & FAST!

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    • #32
      Quoth orpheuswaking View Post

      Now we are working on C**t...
      get her to say it like someone with a cockney accent. "Cahnt" XD

      Quoth BaristaTrav View Post
      Was he an electrician back during Churchill's reign?
      ...we had fused plugs back then XD

      Quoth Bright_Star View Post
      What kind of electrician doesn't know the ins & outs of a fuse? He better go back to electrician school & FAST!
      I know. it's scarey what we hear about our customers doing sometimes. one guy told me a fuse kept blowing in his TV plug so he stopped using fuses and used a kitkat wrapper instead.
      -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

      Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

      A guide for customers about retail

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      • #33
        Quoth AdvancedFlea View Post
        I know. it's scarey what we hear about our customers doing sometimes. one guy told me a fuse kept blowing in his TV plug so he stopped using fuses and used a kitkat wrapper instead.
        Could have been worse, I've heard of nails being used in the old style fuse boxes
        Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. Dr Cox - Scrubs

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        • #34
          Quoth Naaman View Post
          Could have been worse, I've heard of nails being used in the old style fuse boxes
          I think Darwin Awards once featured a chap who used a bullet in the fusebox in his car, when the electrical charge went through it went off...
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #35
            BCH: Hiya. This is cock breath calling from branch call.
            Hee, cock breath.

            Man, the BCH sending the call to you when you tell him not to, is a tool.
            Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

            Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

            I wish porn had subtitles.

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            • #36
              Quoth AdvancedFlea View Post
              get her to say it like someone with a cockney accent. "Cahnt" XD
              Oh no, we are going the full monty... we are adding the F bomb in front of it too....

              "You Faacking Cahnttt!"



              (she always gets a kick out of it when I call my Mum who's still in the UK and I drop back into my British Accent)
              "You get what anyone gets... You get a lifetime" Death

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              • #37
                Quoth crazylegs View Post
                I think Darwin Awards once featured a chap who used a bullet in the fusebox in his car, when the electrical charge went through it went off...
                They featured that on Mythbusters once...but I can't remember if the myth was busted or confirmed.
                "Even arms dealers need groceries." ~ Ziva David, NCIS

                Tony: "Everyone's counting on you, just do what you do best."
                Abby: "Dance?" ~ NCIS

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                • #38
                  Quoth AdminAssistant View Post
                  They featured that on Mythbusters once...but I can't remember if the myth was busted or confirmed.
                  Plausible. Using a live bullet in place of a fuse is likely to set it off, but you'd have to have a very unlucky ricochet to hit the driver. (especially to hit him in the nards like in the version I got emailed)

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