Every day just gets me a little closer to utter happiness- the day I leave my keys at the store and NEVER HAVE TO BE THERE AGAIN. 6 days now.
I might need a little more information.
Him: I was told you do this diet supplement?
Me: We do a number of diet supplements. Can you be more specific?
Him: It's a liquid.
Me: Is it a detox liquid? For like a 10-day detox? Or we have this stuff that your pour on your food and it makes you feel fuller longer...
Him: No. You take a couple of teaspoons a day..?
Me: It could be L-carnitine liquid, which can help your body burn fat as energy. Do you think it was that?
Him: I don't know.
Me: Well I think thats the closest thing to what you want.
Him: You don't know what the product is?
Me: Without a name there is a limit to how certain I can be.
Seriously, I have not got the magical ability to work out exactly what it is you want from only a few clues. Give me a name or an ingredient, and I'll see what I can do...
Staring at me is not going to make it appear on our shelves
SW= Sucky Woman
Me= bow down before your Goddess.
SW: Do you stock *product?*
Me: No, sorry it's not something we do.
SW: Oh, could I order it?
Me: Sorry. I wish I could, but we can't order stock that isn't in stores from a shop-floor level. The only people with that power are at head office.
SW: Can you ask them to order it in for me?
Me: I'm sorry, they aren't going to order a product for one customer in one store. I really wish we could, but because we're a chain it works differently to independants.
SW: *Stare* It's just that it's really good.
Me: Sorry.
SW: Is there anywhere else that might have it? (as an aside, why do people ask this? Why do you expect me to know the inventory of every single nutrition store in this city>? I don't even know where most of them are!)
SW: You really can't order it? (No, I'm lying to you because I don't want to make money.)
Me: No.
SW: *stare*
Me *stare back*
Sw: Tchuh. Fine.
I might need a little more information.
Him: I was told you do this diet supplement?
Me: We do a number of diet supplements. Can you be more specific?
Him: It's a liquid.
Me: Is it a detox liquid? For like a 10-day detox? Or we have this stuff that your pour on your food and it makes you feel fuller longer...
Him: No. You take a couple of teaspoons a day..?
Me: It could be L-carnitine liquid, which can help your body burn fat as energy. Do you think it was that?
Him: I don't know.
Me: Well I think thats the closest thing to what you want.
Him: You don't know what the product is?
Me: Without a name there is a limit to how certain I can be.
Seriously, I have not got the magical ability to work out exactly what it is you want from only a few clues. Give me a name or an ingredient, and I'll see what I can do...
Staring at me is not going to make it appear on our shelves
SW= Sucky Woman
Me= bow down before your Goddess.
SW: Do you stock *product?*
Me: No, sorry it's not something we do.
SW: Oh, could I order it?
Me: Sorry. I wish I could, but we can't order stock that isn't in stores from a shop-floor level. The only people with that power are at head office.
SW: Can you ask them to order it in for me?
Me: I'm sorry, they aren't going to order a product for one customer in one store. I really wish we could, but because we're a chain it works differently to independants.
SW: *Stare* It's just that it's really good.
Me: Sorry.
SW: Is there anywhere else that might have it? (as an aside, why do people ask this? Why do you expect me to know the inventory of every single nutrition store in this city>? I don't even know where most of them are!)
SW: You really can't order it? (No, I'm lying to you because I don't want to make money.)
Me: No.
SW: *stare*
Me *stare back*
Sw: Tchuh. Fine.
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