Wherein I Plead With the Rare White Elk.

[Samaliel]

That man finds chip flavours that have no right to exist and can't even be sold in normal stores then sticks them in the machine.

Really ? Like what ? Cod & Strawberry ? Roasted Roadkill ? Burnt Tire ? Details, man, details !

[silverskys]

I take a look around for a book for you but your best bet is to find someone, they will take you under their wing and guid you through the in's and outs of canadian social interaction. Like "how to flirt with Tim Horton girl, in the nice way" (this makes sure your coffee is propertly stired) or in the case of where I live "How to have a conversation with a Newfie" (Some Newfoundlanders are sterotyped as having horried accents and speak very fast) Im sure there plently of Canadians on this form that could give you a hand with any questions you might have MystyGlyttyr.

[froglet]

Their hot chocolate is an internal eruption of joy. I've heard descriptions of cannabis cakes as being a feeling of wellbeing spreading throughout your body from your stomach, and that's about as close as I can get in words.

No idea about the rest of the gear, but those places are rarely short of customers, so it must be at least adequate.

Rapscallion

Have you ever tried it mixed with their coffee, with a bit of whipped cream on top and chocolate shavings? They have that ya know.

[Rapscallion]

I love the smell of coffee, but I hate the taste. I'm not the only one with this affliction, but I'm afraid I'll have to have my chocolate neat.

Rapscallion

[XCashier]

One of their clients called in to cancel his home service worker ( Whom he told me to never send to his house again ) and specified he would like a “white atheist male” to replace her instead as he was tired of them sending him Christians. "Brown" Christians. Brown Christian women. Because he wanted to talk about atheism with them. White atheism. White. Male. Atheist. None of these "stupid brown women".

I suddenly felt much less inclined to assist him.

The girl in question is just sent to help clean up his house and probably doesn't even speak English as a first language. From what I gathered he was preaching atheism to them while they were working and wasn't having any luck because they were Christian.

Oh, isn't that funny. I bet he's the first to complain if Christians witness to him!

Someone tell the guy that restocks our vending machine ( If you see him anyway, he’s like a rare white elk. ) that we need less TGI Friday’s Bacon & Cheddar Urinal Cake Shavings and more of those tiny little chocolate chip cookies of happiness.

If those are Famous Amos cookies, I agree with you!

I love the smell of coffee, but I hate the taste. I'm not the only one with this affliction

I'm the same way.

[unclejampuff]

I refuse to move back down South until we have a Timmy Ho's in my hometown. Iced caps(half mint, half hazelnut) are my lifeblood. I cannot get through a morning shift without one.

Actually, those chips aren't half bad. I used to eat them all the time when I worked at Blockbuster. Heck, I had some the other day.
We used to leave notes for the vending machine guys. "Plz more mini-muffins and Buffalo pretzel bites! Love, the fat chicks in customer service<3"

[Gravekeeper]

Yes! The Famous Amos mini chocolate chip cookies. Those are the ones. Its a little bag of happiness.

The vending machine guy usually puts in one normal flavour of chips ( plain ), one row of Hickory Sticks then the rest are stuff like Jalapeño Cheddar & Sour Cream, Dill Pickle + Cheese/Cream/Vinger of some sort or the ever infamous "Roast Chicken" which tastes like chips rolled in Mr Noodle soup stock.

My boss ventured onto a pack of the TGI Friday's chips. Whether out of curiosity or blind courage I cannot say. She concedes that they taste like unhappiness. Also, cardboard.

[Becks]

Unhappy cardboard?

[Jester]

I love the smell of coffee, but I hate the taste.

I am the same way. But I LOVE hot chocolate, and know that the best hot chocolates come from coffee shops. So if this Tim Horton's place has such good hot chocolate, I am going to make a point to try it the next time (read: if) I am in Canadialand.

...stuff like Jalapeño Cheddar & Sour Cream...

Now that actually sounds tasty!

[Rapscallion]

There's probably going to be a 'fail to learn to ski' trip in February, if you're a snow lover.

Bags top bunk!

Rapscallion

[Becks]

I somehow can't imagine Jester and snow in the same place.

[froglet]

Well, its currently 71F (at 4am) and by the afternoon it is supposed to be 80F. No worries about snow in my area.

I could always send you a tin of their hot coco mix
I don't personally know how it stacks up against their own brew, but I am fairly sure they use the same for both, since its only sold in the store (that I recall).