Hey Khiras, guess what?

[karma_gypsy]

So, any clues as to why he did it?


Was it a practical joke? (something they might do on Jackass)

Was he not right in the head?

Could he be a sufferer of IBS?

[KhirasHY]

And you have no specalist in to clean the bio hazard waste why...?

We keep specialists on call for severe bio cleanups (in the case of a murder or something to that extreme), but for smaller jobs we keep a variety of supplies for cleaning and decontamination here. Why? Because it's better than just leaving nuggets or blood around while we wait for someone when we can do the nasty job ourselves Not really a complaint, I see the logic, but it's still gross. I still think I more or less had to help clean it...I just can't look at someone and say the equivalent of "Clean this man's poop/blood/puke/severed head while I go over here and do something else." I feel like a jackass if I try it.

Was it a practical joke? (something they might do on Jackass)
Was he not right in the head?
Could he be a sufferer of IBS?

Probably not a joke, and I don't think he had IBS. From the way he looked and acted, he reminds me more of a heroin addict coming off his fix (guess what happens when heroin wears off!) than anything else. He is also most likely one of those lovely hobos that I adore so much.

As for the smell, it went away...I know all the tricks for that, but it's one of those things where I just kept remembering it, and the smell would come back to me. Eew.

In the end, you know what helps you get over an SC like this?

Alcohol!

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[Victoria J]

we helped Housekeeping because, come on, I can't just sentence someone else to clean up something that awful and walk away

The definition of a good person, particularly a good person in authority.

Disgusting, but good for you. I'm sure it was appreciated, and that it will effect the way housekeeping think about you.

Victoria J

[thehippie777]

It amazes me how much nastyness people do in hotel rooms or public restrooms alone. I wish owners/managers of hotels of any size weren't such tightwads and indeed had biohazard waste removal people. I have tripple gloved up and still felt like I was infested before.

[KhirasHY]

Hotels in general, IMO, probably won't have personal hazmat teams...it's too costly, and 90% of the time they're not needed (really, how often does someone shit in the lobby? I mean...other than at a Ramada or something). As far as feeling infested...yeah, I feel you. I've had to clean up just about some of the worst things I can think of at hotels in my lifetime, and there's just some things you can't mentally wash off.

[McGoddess09]

After reading this, I have to say this:

"Someone shit on the coats!"


Cookies to those who know the reference!

[Becks]

Once again, I am more than happy that I don't have to deal with things like this.

[dj_hoodie]

Now that is pretty damn disgusting.

[freeatlast]

I have always said that a good supervisor does not ask his/her employees to do anything he would not do himself. Good job.

[Kirkygirl]

Could he be a sufferer of IBS?

Erm, I don't think that's it. The BF has IBS, and he says that it really only affects him if he hasn't gotten enough sleep. Plus he doesn't ignore when his bowels tell him to high-tail it to the men's room.

Was he not right in the head?

I think this is your main reason. He must have been tweaking out for so long that he must have not gotten the signal that he needed to have a dump, and his brain just let go of both his voluntary and his unvoluntary sphincters.
Plus the fact that he bolted out the door in lime green shorts (!) would probably put him in the position of being a street dweller.

Khiras, I kinda know how you feel about the smell. The neighbours put some kind of manure down today on their gardens, and the heat just made it really bad. I salute you though. I can't even clean up the (solid) accidents from my dog without wanting to .

[mattm04]

We had a homeless, man urinate in the front end of our store once. We called the cops and he was trespassed after that.

He is "homeless by choice." He has the money and apartment but refuses to live in it.

[NightWatch]

10 hours later, I still have the smell stuck to me...I even showered twice (one after, in our locker rooms, and once just now at home) and I can still smell it. I know it's all in my head, but come on man!

I notice if i shower after something super stinky and unpleasant and can still smell it; if i blow my nose it seems to make it go away. The theory being the smell can be trapped in your nose hairs and blowing your nose makes it go away. And if it really is all in your head and the nose hair thing is false, then i've found a great way to trick my brain into stop smelling the stink.