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    Second to last day at work, because I had quit and we were slammed. Pending seven at the peaks. Now we just had about two-hundred pieces of chicken go out in about thirty minuets. One of our co-workers got about sixty of it for a part. Now we only have some dark meat and barely any white meat. this gem comes through drive-thru.

    Bing!

    Me: Hi there, welcome to KFC/TB. My name is FemmeAnime. What can I get for you?

    Ass: I want four original chicken wings and a baby's soul *forgot the last thing but that was probably it.*

    Me: *wants to make certain he doesn't want the hot wings because sometimes they say chicken wings and mean the hot wings.* Do you mean the chicken chicken wings or the hot wings?

    Ass: *talking to me like I'm stupid. Starting to raise his voice* I want four chicken wings and a baby's soul!"

    Me: Just one moment. *goes and checks. We have four wings but that is about all the white meat we have aside from about maybe two or three ribs. It is our policy to not give do special orders when we are this low on that particular chicken. We save it for bigger meals or say that we have to pack it standard.* I'm sorry but we can't do it.

    Ass: starts ranting about how this is KFC and we don't have chicken.

    Me: *mental stability snap... check*This IS KFC! We ran out of chicken if you would like to wait 20 mins there will be more up!

    Ass: THIS IS A JOKE! YOUR A JOKE! THIS PLACE IS A JOKE! *continues to rant"

    Me: Same to you buddy!

    Ass: Roars up to the window, his face is RED... think he's been drinking.* Starts ranting about hows he's the customer, just kinda repeats it over and over again. And about how this place is a joke and how I'm a joke and blah, blah, blah.

    Me: Start yelling about him to go down the street because was about to start swearing about him.

    Meanwhile, my co-worker who was wearing a head-set heard the entire thing was giving me high-fives and laughing at him being a dumbass.
    V-Con 2009 and Anime Evolution 2010

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    Do people think things magically materialize upon request? That simply because you ask for something the almighty chicken gods will deliver it to you on a velvet pillow?

    Of course they do; they're SCs.

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    • #3
      Quoth rerant View Post
      That simply because you ask for something the almighty chicken gods will deliver it to you on a velvet pillow?
      damn,i almost broke rule # 1 thanks to that statement.
      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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