Passive Aggressive Moron

[RecoveringKinkoid]

SC: Aw. Well, I suppose it's more important YOU get to go home then isn't it? Never mind that the customer wants to stay, YOU want to go home, so we HAVE to leave.

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Actually, yeah, that pretty much sums it up, and accurately I'd say.

He actually got it right. That probably doesn't happen too often, but even a blind pig finds an acorn every now and then.

[Becks]

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here...

Great. Just great. Now I have "Closing Time" stuck in my head.

[ditchdj]

What's funny is that when I used to work at Taco Bell we had a cop that would do security for us on weekend nights. He had told this one black guy at closing time he had to leave and smarted off saying something like, "Nigga you can't tell what to do blah blah blah" and it ended with said cop slamming him up against the glass door and him spraying it with vomit. Thankfully I wasn't working that night but I heard about it.

[Mighty Girl]

If that wasn't his wife, he wasn't very bright.

Mom always said, a man who is nice to you and mean to the waiter is not a nice person.....

And I have ALWAYS dumped those guys as soon as they showed their true colors.

-edited to correct spelling

[rerant]

YOU want to go home, so we HAVE to leave.

"Yeah, SOME of us have to WORK in the morning. Not ALL of us get to sit around in OUR underwear eating the Doritos OUR MOMS bought for us."
*door slam*

[mattm04]

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here...

I know who I want to see get arrested for DUI
I know who I want to see get arrested for DUI
I know who I want to see get arrested for DUI

time for you to go back to the drunk tank you will be from
This room wont be open until your brother or sisters come with cash
Gather up you belongings, place them in the evidence bag, I hope you found a new "friend"(named Bubba, and a bar of soap).

[dispatch]

one of the more effective lines I've heard to move people out the door-

"If you don't work here or you're not f***ing someone that works here get your ass out the door!" the was 5 minutes after close at a pool hall, I knew the staff and was helping close.

[Kirkygirl]

Oh no, we are normally open 24/7, but our robots are currently broken.

Plus we have to make sure that all the puke and germs crawling around on the floor are dealt with. You do want clean establishments, don't you?
And we also have to make sure we have fresh stock for you in the morning.
*sarcasm* Now make sure that you come on back right first thing tomorrow morning! Bye bye now! We'll be waiting for you cuties! /sarcasm*

Ughhh...thank goodness for small towns and for nice people...I seriously don't know what I would do if I moved to some place that has a supermarket open 24/7....

[mattm04]

One of our near by store is a 24/7 store for 5 out of 7 days a week. They close early on Sunday (town ordinance/major cleaning of 1/2 the store) and Monday (major cleaning of the rest)

[Pezzle]

I have the opposite problem at my favorite watering hole. They won't let me leave! I missed the last train to Jersey yesterday!